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If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego
and jump to your IQ

Your birth certificate is an apology letter 
from the condom factory

Looks like your face caught on fire and someone 
tried to put it out with a shovel

There's only one problem with your face, I can see it

What language are you speaking, cause it sounds 
like bullshit to me

Hey, you have something on your chin...
no, the third one down

How come "you're a peach" is a compliment 
but "you're bananas" is an insult

Don't know what your problem is but I'll bet
it's hard to pronounce

We can always tell when you are lying, your lips move

I love what you've done with your hair... 
how do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?

We all sprang from apes but you didn't spring far enough

Normally love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit

You have the perfect face for radio

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people

You are living proof manure can sprout legs and walk

If bullshit could float...you'd be the admiral of the fleet

What's the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
one has a mustache and smells of fish, the other is a walrus

Your gene pool could use a little chlorine

Had prepared for a battle of wits but I see you came unarmed

I don't know what makes you so stupid but it really works

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children, ask your mother

What would you call a woman who goes out with you... desperate

I'm multi-talented, can talk and piss you off at the same time

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is

You so ugly when you were born the doctor threw you out
the window and the window threw you back

You stare at frozen juice cans because they say "concentrate"

You're as sharp as a bowling ball

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