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More-fin and Morphin

Doctor Pain used to prescribe more-fin Until a patient put some in his gin He drank like a fish And made a weird wish Opioid cocktail submerged his last grin ********** A sex-change doc recommended morphin' Prescribed a load of testosterone As body parts changed And brains rearranged Man's higher nature was swiftly orphaned

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 8/5/2018 10:52:00 PM
Haha! Very clever word play, dear Gershon. Both are fun, fabulous and gigglicious! Warmest wishes my witty friend.. ~Susan
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Susan Ashley
Date: 8/6/2018 9:04:00 PM
oh, I love your use of the word meretricious!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 8/5/2018 11:09:00 PM
'Gigglicious,' no less! I'm flattered. (And remember, flattery will get you everywhere, esp. with me). Thank you, as always, for checking this one out, Susan! Best wishes, never meretricious! ~ Gershon
Date: 8/5/2018 5:23:00 PM
Lol! Clever! Smiled big time reading these.
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Date: 8/5/2018 8:34:00 PM
Your smile brings a smile to my face and my heart as well, Susan. Thanks for weighing in on this one. ~ Gershon
Date: 8/5/2018 3:49:00 PM
Both are so funny but I think I like the first a tiny bit better!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 8/5/2018 8:34:00 PM
Yeah, me too! Glad you found both of them funny. ~ gw
Date: 8/5/2018 7:51:00 AM
Someone will market "Mprphin" now!! Great fun Gershon!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 8/5/2018 8:33:00 PM
Anything for a buck, eh? Thanks for checking in, Mike! ~ Gershon
Date: 8/5/2018 3:47:00 AM
Very clever word play GW:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 8/5/2018 8:33:00 PM
Glad you liked it, Jan! ~ gw
Date: 8/5/2018 12:51:00 AM
how high - fautingly cleva sir - salut
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 8/5/2018 8:30:00 PM
Thank ye, thank ye, Virginia! ~ gw