Moon Man

I think I'd like to go to the moon, In fact, I kind'a hope to do it soon, Looks nice and bright up there, Should disperse my shadows of despair, I'll bring my mouth harp, and my tap shoe, So I can dance in a crater, while playing too, Then it would be my big chance, To really do that real Moondance, I hope there are no weird little critters, They'd likely give me the jitters, They may not approve of my Moondance, And maybe they'd take their chance, To pull down my underpants.........