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Missing a Date

Me: I was kidnapped by foreign nationals…. She: Shut up! Me: I know you won’t believe this but a coyote pack ate me. She: Emoji with eye roll Me: I can get there in time to pay She: I will leave the check at the table Me: I want another date She: Emoji of a pig wearing a bikini “chance”

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