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When coco de mer trees were found
Their nuts had most people enthralled
They all thought they looked erotic
So "Love Nuts" is what they were called

Still unknown how they reproduce
Explained in some of the wild tales
On stormy nights, the female trees
Are approached by uprooted males!

Viewing this mating process though
Would cause you to die or go blind
Seek not shelter under male trees
They might come at you from behind!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Date: 2/25/2019 2:11:00 PM
LOL, very witty use of words.
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PAT Adams
Date: 2/25/2019 5:41:00 PM
Thank you Arbol. Glad you liked it!.........pat
Date: 2/17/2019 1:47:00 PM
Hello Pat, all I can say is . Really! have a nice day my friend.
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 2/18/2019 11:30:00 AM
They are really real! Wow! The male nut is bigger I can see this from the photo. There are a lot of strange things in this world. Have a nice day my friend.
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Date: 2/17/2019 9:36:00 PM
They are really real! The one on top is from the male tree. The host of the show said, "This is the male, can we even show this?"...........funny...........pat
Date: 2/17/2019 1:41:00 PM
ha ha ha love your nuts and the pic is perfect Pat:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 2/17/2019 9:33:00 PM
Well that's not something I ever expected you to say, but I have to admit, I am kind of diggin' it!......80)...(These nuts are a real thing by the way! I know weird, right?)
Date: 2/17/2019 12:53:00 PM
A treat, Pat. Superbly penned sequence of limericks. You truly have the gift.
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Date: 2/17/2019 9:32:00 PM
That is a really sweet thing to say Line. Ok, I'll take it!...........80)
Date: 2/17/2019 11:53:00 AM
Pat, I love your love nuts. And the ending is perfect!
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Date: 2/17/2019 9:31:00 PM
I'm fond of them myself! I saw a show about them on TV, and felt inspired!.........pat
Date: 2/17/2019 11:33:00 AM
BA HA HA ! ! ! awesome poem Pat ;D xomo!
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PAT Adams
Date: 2/17/2019 9:30:00 PM
Thank you Maureen. Glad you liked it!.......80)