Love Nuts

When coco de mer trees were found
Their nuts had most people enthralled
They all thought they looked erotic
So "Love Nuts" is what they were called

Still unknown how they reproduce
Explained in some of the wild tales
On stormy nights, the female trees
Are approached by uprooted males!

Viewing this mating process though
Would cause you to die or go blind
Seek not shelter under male trees
They might come at you from behind!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Blanca Avatar
February 25, 2019 at 2:11 PM
LOL, very witty use of words.
Adams Avatar
February 25, 2019 at 5:41 PM
Thank you Arbol. Glad you liked it!.........pat
De Beaulieu Avatar
February 17, 2019 at 1:47 PM
Hello Pat, all I can say is . Really! have a nice day my friend.
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February 18, 2019 at 11:30 AM
They are really real! Wow! The male nut is bigger I can see this from the photo. There are a lot of strange things in this world. Have a nice day my friend.
Adams Avatar
February 17, 2019 at 9:36 PM
They are really real! The one on top is from the male tree. The host of the show said, "This is the male, can we even show this?"...........funny...........pat
Allison Avatar
February 17, 2019 at 1:41 PM
ha ha ha love your nuts and the pic is perfect Pat:-) hugs Jan xx
Adams Avatar
February 17, 2019 at 9:33 PM
Well that's not something I ever expected you to say, but I have to admit, I am kind of diggin' it!......80)...(These nuts are a real thing by the way! I know weird, right?)
Gauthier Avatar
February 17, 2019 at 12:53 PM
A treat, Pat. Superbly penned sequence of limericks. You truly have the gift.
Adams Avatar
February 17, 2019 at 9:32 PM
That is a really sweet thing to say Line. Ok, I'll take it!...........80)
Krutsinger Avatar
February 17, 2019 at 11:53 AM
Pat, I love your love nuts. And the ending is perfect!
Adams Avatar
February 17, 2019 at 9:31 PM
I'm fond of them myself! I saw a show about them on TV, and felt inspired!.........pat
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February 17, 2019 at 11:33 AM
BA HA HA ! ! ! awesome poem Pat ;D xomo!
Adams Avatar
February 17, 2019 at 9:30 PM
Thank you Maureen. Glad you liked it!.......80)
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