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Long and Hard - Not For Contest

Oh so long and pink and very hard On the airer stood in my back yard They looked oh so shocking My frozen pink stocking Weather forecasts I now disregard! 22nd May 2015

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James Fraser

Date: 5/29/2015 6:01:00 PM

Weather forecasts are like promises in the Commons, usually never reaching their goals shared. More chuckles indeed, hugs, James xx

Jan Allison
Date: 5/29/2015 6:03:00 PM

lol James oh so true:-) Hugs Jan xx

Etienne Lariviere

Date: 5/29/2015 12:29:00 PM

This will make all of France smile, well the ones not committed that is!!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/29/2015 1:05:00 PM

lol thank you Etienne:-) Hugs jan xx

M. L. Kiser

Date: 5/25/2015 6:07:00 AM

Yep, they're not what they used to be...weather was better predicted when we were all still watching the behavior of animals!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/25/2015 6:09:00 AM

So true ML:-) Hugs jan xx

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 5/23/2015 8:41:00 AM

Sounds cold and stiff!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/23/2015 6:44:00 PM

LOL there is no answer to that one lol:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 5/22/2015 11:19:00 PM

LOL you have me laughing long and hard!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/23/2015 6:43:00 PM

good Arthur! then my job has been done:-) Hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 5/22/2015 8:12:00 PM

G'day Jan... I eased onto your poem with apprehension, and ended up having a nice old chuckle - phew - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 5/23/2015 6:42:00 PM

Thanks Lindsay - people here have me SO wrong - i write a title and a bit of innuendo ... the rest is down to a person's imagination lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Shadow Hamilton

Date: 5/22/2015 6:42:00 PM

gee Jan my sides are splitting hugs 7

Jan Allison
Date: 5/22/2015 6:48:00 PM

LOL Shadow:-) Hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 5/22/2015 12:56:00 PM

Another big hit, witty Jan! You must have thought 'long and hard' whether to post it or not! Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 5/22/2015 1:02:00 PM

I pondered for a day then decided it is no more suggestive than other things I write lol - he can't divorce me we have still got 26 years of our 'contact' left to run lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Jaycee Cervenka

Date: 5/22/2015 9:16:00 AM

This one is adorable...the beginning may be a bit suggestive, but that's all about where the mind it. Loved it!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/22/2015 9:32:00 AM

I love writing with a twist Janet the title simply pulls people in lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Kp Nunez

Date: 5/22/2015 8:26:00 AM

Frozen pink stockings...sure Jan...lol!

Jan Allison
Date: 5/22/2015 9:32:00 AM

LOL KIm:-) Hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 5/22/2015 8:12:00 AM

- What a title .... what a Limerick, you rock Jan !!!! - :)))) // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 5/22/2015 9:21:00 AM

Thanks Anne Lise:-) Hugs Jan xx

Nandita Das

Date: 5/22/2015 7:23:00 AM

Haha brilliant. These suggestive ones you do so well. But of course these are innocent writes. It's all on the reader's mind...7

Jan Allison
Date: 5/22/2015 7:27:00 AM

Hubby didn't want me to post this - pah Men! Did I listen..... lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 5/22/2015 7:12:00 AM

You are a hoot Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 5/22/2015 7:16:00 AM

My hubby thought this too rude to post - pah -I have seen much more suggestive ones in the contest - it got penned and I posted it anyway lol:-) Hugs Jan xx