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Long and Hard - Not For Contest

Oh so long and pink and very hard
On the airer stood in my back yard
They looked oh so shocking
My frozen pink stocking
Weather forecasts I now disregard!

22nd May 2015

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James Fraser Date: 5/29/2015 6:01:00 PM Weather forecasts are like promises in the Commons, usually never reaching their goals shared. More chuckles indeed, hugs, James xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/29/2015 6:03:00 PM lol James oh so true:-) Hugs Jan xx

Etienne Lariviere Date: 5/29/2015 12:29:00 PM This will make all of France smile, well the ones not committed that is!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/29/2015 1:05:00 PM lol thank you Etienne:-) Hugs jan xx

M. L. Kiser Date: 5/25/2015 6:07:00 AM Yep, they're not what they used to be...weather was better predicted when we were all still watching the behavior of animals! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/25/2015 6:09:00 AM So true ML:-) Hugs jan xx

Richard Lamoureux Date: 5/23/2015 8:41:00 AM Sounds cold and stiff! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/23/2015 6:44:00 PM LOL there is no answer to that one lol:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso Date: 5/22/2015 11:19:00 PM LOL you have me laughing long and hard! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/23/2015 6:43:00 PM good Arthur! then my job has been done:-) Hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie Date: 5/22/2015 8:12:00 PM G'day Jan... I eased onto your poem with apprehension, and ended up having a nice old chuckle - phew - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/23/2015 6:42:00 PM Thanks Lindsay - people here have me SO wrong - i write a title and a bit of innuendo ... the rest is down to a person's imagination lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Shadow Hamilton Date: 5/22/2015 6:42:00 PM gee Jan my sides are splitting hugs 7 Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/22/2015 6:48:00 PM LOL Shadow:-) Hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus Date: 5/22/2015 12:56:00 PM Another big hit, witty Jan! You must have thought 'long and hard' whether to post it or not! Hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/22/2015 1:02:00 PM I pondered for a day then decided it is no more suggestive than other things I write lol - he can't divorce me we have still got 26 years of our 'contact' left to run lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Jaycee Cervenka Date: 5/22/2015 9:16:00 AM This one is adorable...the beginning may be a bit suggestive, but that's all about where the mind it. Loved it! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/22/2015 9:32:00 AM I love writing with a twist Janet the title simply pulls people in lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Kp Nunez Date: 5/22/2015 8:26:00 AM Frozen pink stockings...sure Jan...lol! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/22/2015 9:32:00 AM LOL KIm:-) Hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 5/22/2015 8:12:00 AM - What a title .... what a Limerick, you rock Jan !!!! - :)))) // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/22/2015 9:21:00 AM Thanks Anne Lise:-) Hugs Jan xx

Nandita Das Date: 5/22/2015 7:23:00 AM Haha brilliant. These suggestive ones you do so well. But of course these are innocent writes. It's all on the reader's mind...7 Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/22/2015 7:27:00 AM Hubby didn't want me to post this - pah Men! Did I listen..... lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 5/22/2015 7:12:00 AM You are a hoot Jan Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 5/22/2015 7:16:00 AM My hubby thought this too rude to post - pah -I have seen much more suggestive ones in the contest - it got penned and I posted it anyway lol:-) Hugs Jan xx