Little Miss Poet and Spider

Little Miss Poet, Sat at her computer, typing the morning away.
Along came a spider, climbed down her screen, and frightened Miss Poet away.
Little Miss Poet, fell on her duff, as she tripped, backwards over the dog.
When she got up, the spider was smart, and ran into the keyboard.

Low and behold, the fly swatter wouldn’t work, for the spider was safely below.
The spider peaked out, eyeing her as if in a huff, as Miss Poet jumped up and down.
With murderous intent, she flipped over the keyboard, and bounced it up and down.
Just at this point, the spider jumped out and scurried, with his life in his hands.

But the damage was done, the keyboard was unplugged, and terror reigned again.
Little Miss Poet, would have to crawl under the desk, to where the wires began.
There was no doubt, she’d switch to wireless now, but here that was a mute point.
She knew the spider was there, but hidden somewhere, in the stuff on top of her desk.

Little Miss Poet, crawled under the desk, checking and fixing, every wire and plug.
When she came out, there was no spider about, so both relief and worry set in.
As Little Miss Poet, looked down and around, the spider appeared on her arm.
With a scream and a jump, she flicked him off, and tripped over her chair this time.

Unfortunately for this one, the problem wasn’t done, so she attacked jumping forth.
The spider jumped free, but her toe was in need, as her foot connected with the desk.
A few words were uttered, as she jumped around, with foot held high in the air.
Broken toe or not, she vowed to get that snot, so she shouted for her hubby’s help.

He was down stairs, with the trolls you know, and couldn’t seem to come up.
So she swatted with flair, as the spider jumped back, yes, into the keyboard.
At that moment, a Troll walked by with a club , and decided to help her out.
Everything smashed, the problem solved, she sat down at her sons’ computer spot.

Tears in her eyes, at her computers demise, Poor Little Miss Poet, began to write.
This computer was next, to the one from before, and the spider was there, again!
Yep, you guessed, in the keyboard he sat, staring and more pissed than ever before.
The moral my friend, is that you can’t always win, even on a peaceful, beautiful morn.

Little Miss Poet, finally limped away, retreat was the better answer, by far.


PS. This happened, without the Troll, of course.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Harper Avatar
June 24, 2013 at 7:52 PM
Carol, lol, good play on the old poem, quite amusing, congratulations on your win!
Liwayway Avatar
June 21, 2013 at 8:57 AM
a very creative and entertainment poem friend Carol...it makes me smile..Big congratulations on your grand win :) Cheers!! Maria
De La Croes Avatar
June 20, 2013 at 9:38 PM
Congratulations on a very funny, but believable poem, Carol. I enjoyed reading it... David
Guzzi Avatar
June 20, 2013 at 6:48 PM
Ohhh funny! I would have brushed it on the floor & squished it! Congrad's on your win. Light & Love
Gorelick Avatar
June 20, 2013 at 6:23 PM
Laughing..what a story! congrats to you. BG
Gildersleeve Avatar
June 20, 2013 at 4:26 PM
Lol it put a smile on my face. An excellent poem. Congratulations on your fine win. Warm Smiles, Connie
Kendrick Avatar
June 20, 2013 at 11:53 AM
Great take on "Little Miss Muffet" ..Creative winning work..Congrats..Sara
Johnson Avatar
June 20, 2013 at 8:06 AM
Thanks for the laugh and congratulations on the win. Love, Joyce
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June 20, 2013 at 7:21 AM
Great congrats on your superb win,my friend. Loved always
Delaney Avatar
June 20, 2013 at 12:17 AM
Congratulations and thank you for entering my competition, I enjoyed reading all the entries so much. Yours was outstanding. SuZ
May Avatar
October 4, 2012 at 6:19 PM
delightful write on an old nursery rhyme.
Palmer Avatar
October 3, 2012 at 12:37 PM
hahaha keep cracking me up Carol,when ever I am a little down I can always depend on you to lift me,thanks dear you are a darling oxox
Brown Avatar
September 20, 2012 at 1:14 PM
I just love it to pieces Carol. I am sure it wasn't funny then but it sure the heck is now. Thank you for giving me a lift today as I really needed it. Please never stop being the wonderful light hearted person within. We all need humor in our lives and if we can give it to others all the better. Love, Carol XXX
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September 20, 2012 at 11:53 AM
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Eastman Avatar
September 20, 2012 at 12:42 PM
I'll take it out of the contest tomorrow... I know it's not Bio. I just couldn't resist the HaHa moment... And getting you to read it... Bad Girl... Bad Girl... I promise not to do it again.
Loveless Avatar
September 16, 2012 at 8:33 AM
Hilarious, and totally reminds me of my boyfriend. hes the one whos scared of spiders...I actually like lookin at them, but I still would perfer them outside. I normally capture them and return them to outside, but my boyfriend freaks out if he sees it and makes me smoosh it lol
O'Leary Avatar
September 15, 2012 at 5:28 PM
lightly delightful and immensely funny! Terry
Merryman Avatar
September 15, 2012 at 3:31 PM
So funny, Carol! I can just picture this scene in my mind. Hilarious! Love, Kim
Ellison Avatar
September 15, 2012 at 3:23 PM
A delightful little tale about Little Miss Poet!!! Yee haw... what a hoot! Loved it my dear sweet friend! Big huggeroonies!
Horne Avatar
September 15, 2012 at 2:58 PM
LOL, great fun, Carol. Congrats on all your wins : )
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