Home » Poems » Viv Wigley » Limerick- For Contest

Limerick- For Contest

I placed an old photo of me
right under  my pillow, you see,
and whoah, this is scary
for the ugly fairy
has left me some money- whoopee!

For contest' Limerick', sponsor Jan Allison

humorlimerick

♡Like0

Poem

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Poet Destroyer A

February 5, 2016 at 2:49 AM

Viv, Congratulations on your wonderful limerick win. Love Linda

Nette Onclaud

January 31, 2016 at 1:16 PM

greeat stuff, viv.. sweet congrats to yuo..huggs

Viv Wigley

February 1, 2016 at 11:41 PM

Thanks, nette x

Paul Callus

January 31, 2016 at 10:18 AM

Pleased to be back with congratulations, Viv!! Very merited:) // paul

Viv Wigley

February 1, 2016 at 11:41 PM

Thanks Paul, excuse the delay, lots happening, I'm playing catchup. Regards, Viv

Hansteven Selfa

January 31, 2016 at 9:00 AM

Viv, Fantastic! Congratulations on your win in the Limerick Contest!

Suzanne Delaney

January 30, 2016 at 8:53 PM

This is funny....Good Luck on your win. SuZ

Suzanne Delaney

January 31, 2016 at 1:01 PM

Ha ha Viv: Not as much as I dig your hat,,,lol SuZ

Viv Wigley

January 31, 2016 at 12:54 AM

Thanks, Suzy, I'm digging your new make-up, Viv x

Barbara Gorelick

January 30, 2016 at 3:38 PM

Cute..congrats on your "ugly" win...BG

Viv Wigley

January 31, 2016 at 1:32 AM

I'm pretty pleased, Barbara. Viv x

Andrea Dietrich

January 30, 2016 at 12:53 PM

hahaha. I remember this well written one, Viv. Congrats to you on this one.

Viv Wigley

January 31, 2016 at 1:33 AM

Thanks Andrea, a fun crop of entries, methinks. Viv x

Terry O'Leary

January 30, 2016 at 5:22 AM

Congrats on your win!!

Viv Wigley

January 31, 2016 at 1:34 AM

Cheers, Terry, thanks for dropping by. Regards, Viv

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

January 30, 2016 at 3:11 AM

Congrats on ur awesome winning limerick Viv!

Viv Wigley

January 31, 2016 at 1:33 AM

Thanks Dr Upma, Viv x

Skat A

January 30, 2016 at 2:22 AM

Viv, Congrats on your LIMERICK win. ** SKAT **

Viv Wigley

January 31, 2016 at 1:33 AM

Thanks Skat, appreciate your calling by, Viv x

Jan Allison

January 29, 2016 at 6:15 PM

Many thanks for entering the contest Mr Viv loved this one :-) hugs jan xx

Viv Wigley

January 30, 2016 at 2:11 AM

Thanks for a place on your list, a challenge i couldn't resist, with no hesitation, there'll be celebration, I'm off out tonight to get drunk x

Jack Horne

January 2, 2016 at 3:14 PM

LOL, thanks for a chuckle

Viv Wigley

January 3, 2016 at 2:16 AM

Cheers Jack, happy new year to you and yours. Regards, Viv

Sara Kendrick

December 30, 2015 at 2:26 PM

For humor, it reads like a winner..Way to go..Thanks for cupping your hand and praying..I am better than I was when I did that poem for I was having arrythmia very bad at that time..My daughter who is a nurse gave me an injection of B12 and the arrythmia went away except for occasions like if I consume some caffeine..Sara

Suzanne Delaney

December 29, 2015 at 11:59 PM

See,,,,beauty is in the eye of the beholder. LOL

Suzanne Delaney

December 30, 2015 at 1:23 PM

Ha ha......yes digital mirrors with airbrushed photos would save a lot on plastic surgery. We could all imagine ourselves better than we are, or as we were, when we were twenty three. Lol

Viv Wigley

December 30, 2015 at 12:16 AM

Yes, Suz, I've modified my mirror to improve my looks- it now has a photo glued on it of Russell Crowe's ass :)

Keith Bickerstaffe

December 27, 2015 at 8:50 PM

A cool LIMERICK Viv! Neatly rhymed with a sweet 88668 rhythm. Best wishes, Keith

Viv Wigley

December 28, 2015 at 12:58 AM

Thanks, Keith, I always think that Limericks should sticvk to the de-diddly-diddly dum form. Regards, Viv

Duke Beaufort

December 26, 2015 at 10:07 AM

Was it a 100 for services rendered?

Viv Wigley

December 27, 2015 at 1:52 AM

With my face, compensation, probably. have a good New year, Duke. Regards, Viv

Arthur Vaso

December 26, 2015 at 12:25 AM

Great one Viv! Merry Christmas!!

Viv Wigley

December 26, 2015 at 1:37 AM

Thanks, Arthur, and the same for you and yours, and a peaceful New Year. Regards, Viv

Andrea Dietrich

December 25, 2015 at 5:12 PM

hahaha. I loved this. Merry Xmas, Viv.

Viv Wigley

December 26, 2015 at 12:07 AM

Thanks, Andrea, and the same to you and yours. Hope 2016 blows favourably for you. Got your card and newsletter Christmas Eve afternoon- many thanks. Viv x

Njeri Hunjeri

December 24, 2015 at 12:24 PM

Hahaha this is too funny. This is a winner!:-)

Viv Wigley

December 25, 2015 at 1:13 AM

thanks njeri, merry Christmas!

Constance La France

December 23, 2015 at 10:34 PM

Viv, this limerick is great for the contest, made me smile, best of luck !!

Viv Wigley

December 24, 2015 at 12:22 AM

Thanks, BW, merry Christmas! Viv x

John Lawless

December 23, 2015 at 3:19 PM

So just how much is that kisser of yours worth in "ugly bucks"? Well done

Viv Wigley

December 24, 2015 at 12:23 AM

Priceless, John, priceless... Merry Christmas!

Keith Bickerstaffe

December 23, 2015 at 9:43 AM

Good morning Viv! Here is your worst nightmare again!! A cool LIMERICK, 88668. Well done my friend! Keith

Viv Wigley

December 23, 2015 at 9:45 AM

Thanks, Keith, have a good weekend, Viv

Paul Callus

December 23, 2015 at 8:41 AM

This is what Limericks are all about...fun and smiles:) It's also what winners are made of!! Hope you don't mind if I try this photo trick tonight:) ~ Regards // paul

Viv Wigley

December 23, 2015 at 9:43 AM

For God's sake, Paul, don't- you have no need of the money, and I'm pretty sure that the ugly fairy doesn't fly on the cheap airlines, so you may end up staying awake unecessarily. Regards, Viv