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Again i am at a computer that does not allow me to put the right category for my poem, so I just chose "addiction"

The Ding-a-ling An innocent fellow named Bob never knew joy came from a knob till the time that his grew when he kissed sexy Sue and he felt his trouser snake throb! April 27, 2017 Inspired by the Limerick Contest of Jan Allison (Watch the funny video, one of my favorite novelty songs from the '70's)

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Mark Martin

Date: 7/5/2017 1:36:00 PM

Can't believe you wrote this Andrea! Definitely a well deserved win!

John Michaels

Date: 6/25/2017 4:31:00 AM

Swinging by again to offer congrats on your First Place win with this chuckle-worthy limerick!! Regards, John.

Kevin Shaw

Date: 6/24/2017 5:35:00 PM

Cheeky, regards, Kevin x

Roy Pett

Date: 6/21/2017 2:17:00 AM

Congratulations on your well deserved win Andrea, brilliant Limerick, really like this one, :)))

Joseph May

Date: 6/20/2017 9:30:00 PM

Congrats on your win Andrea

Eve Roper

Date: 6/20/2017 8:42:00 PM

love the poem, Andrea, congratulations on your win ~*

Alexis Y.

Date: 6/20/2017 5:25:00 PM

Hi Andrea, It's so good to see this "bawdy" limerick in the top spot. Congrats! It was well deserved :-) Alexis

Dale Gregory Cozart

Date: 6/20/2017 4:19:00 PM

I'M SHOCKED! That was very clever. congrats on your win!

Jan Allison

Date: 6/20/2017 3:29:00 PM

I'm shocked Ms Dietrich lmao - oh gosh this really made me lol especially as my hubby is called Bob - many many congrats!!!!:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 5/12/2017 4:06:00 PM

LMAO, love this one, Andrea - so glad I noticed you'd written another limerick

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 5/8/2017 12:02:00 PM

Wow Andrea, you through all caution to the wind on this one! I love what Jean said, and wish I could be that clever. That song is catchy. My husband introduced me to his song many years ago. BOL in the contest. : ) 7

Robert Johnson

Date: 5/1/2017 10:50:00 PM

Well this is just naughty. You're a teacher for crying out loud. :)

Jean Murray

Date: 5/1/2017 6:04:00 PM

Andrea, did you know that "the angle at the dangle is inversely proportional to the sag of the bag when the throb of the knob becomes constant"?

James Inman

Date: 5/1/2017 7:44:00 AM

Bawdy indeed, LOL.

Arthur Vaso

Date: 4/30/2017 1:45:00 AM

LOL oh my Andrea! This was so haughty and naughty! :)

Roy Pett

Date: 4/29/2017 10:49:00 AM

Brilliant Andrea, this will be hard to beat, good luck.

Alexis Y.

Date: 4/28/2017 9:35:00 AM

Hi Andrea, I really enjoyed your "bawdy" write. It was funny too. I think you have secured a spot in the winner's circle. A without a doubt seven:-) Alexis

Chris Green

Date: 4/27/2017 5:07:00 PM

This was funny and definitely bawdy Andrea. It sounds like a hard thing for Bob not to like. :) Best wishes in the contest

Bruce Adams

Date: 4/27/2017 3:40:00 PM

So funny Andrea and sexy. I love it !

John Michaels

Date: 4/27/2017 2:18:00 PM

Ha ha ha! This is great - very funny!! Best of luck in the contest! Regards, John.

Tim Smith

Date: 4/27/2017 12:38:00 PM

lol...I couldn't wait until Dr. Demento would play that song on his show.