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Limerick Contest - Bawdy

The Ding-a-ling

An innocent fellow named Bob

never knew joy came from a knob

till the time that his grew

when he kissed sexy Sue

and he felt his trouser snake throb!


April 27, 2017
Inspired by the Limerick Contest of Jan Allison
(Watch the funny video, one of my favorite novelty
songs from the '70's)

Copyright © Andrea Dietrich | Year Posted 2017

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Mark Martin Date: 7/5/2017 1:36:00 PM Can't believe you wrote this Andrea! Definitely a well deserved win! Login to Reply

John Michaels Date: 6/25/2017 4:31:00 AM Swinging by again to offer congrats on your First Place win with this chuckle-worthy limerick!! Regards, John. Login to Reply

Kevin Shaw Date: 6/24/2017 5:35:00 PM Cheeky, regards, Kevin x Login to Reply

Roy Pett Date: 6/21/2017 2:17:00 AM Congratulations on your well deserved win Andrea, brilliant Limerick, really like this one, :))) Login to Reply

Joseph May Date: 6/20/2017 9:30:00 PM Congrats on your win Andrea Login to Reply

Eve Roper Date: 6/20/2017 8:42:00 PM love the poem, Andrea, congratulations on your win ~* Login to Reply

Alexis Y. Date: 6/20/2017 5:25:00 PM Hi Andrea, It's so good to see this "bawdy" limerick in the top spot. Congrats! It was well deserved :-) Alexis Login to Reply

Dale Gregory Cozart Date: 6/20/2017 4:19:00 PM I'M SHOCKED! That was very clever. congrats on your win! Login to Reply

Jan Allison Date: 6/20/2017 3:29:00 PM I'm shocked Ms Dietrich lmao - oh gosh this really made me lol especially as my hubby is called Bob - many many congrats!!!!:-) hugs jan xx Login to Reply

Jack Horne Date: 5/12/2017 4:06:00 PM LMAO, love this one, Andrea - so glad I noticed you'd written another limerick Login to Reply

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 5/8/2017 12:02:00 PM Wow Andrea, you through all caution to the wind on this one! I love what Jean said, and wish I could be that clever. That song is catchy. My husband introduced me to his song many years ago. BOL in the contest. : ) 7 Login to Reply

Robert Johnson Date: 5/1/2017 10:50:00 PM Well this is just naughty. You're a teacher for crying out loud. :) Login to Reply

Jean Murray Date: 5/1/2017 6:04:00 PM Andrea, did you know that "the angle at the dangle is inversely proportional to the sag of the bag when the throb of the knob becomes constant"? Login to Reply

James Inman Date: 5/1/2017 7:44:00 AM Bawdy indeed, LOL. Login to Reply

Arthur Vaso Date: 4/30/2017 1:45:00 AM LOL oh my Andrea! This was so haughty and naughty! :) Login to Reply

Roy Pett Date: 4/29/2017 10:49:00 AM Brilliant Andrea, this will be hard to beat, good luck. Login to Reply

Alexis Y. Date: 4/28/2017 9:35:00 AM Hi Andrea, I really enjoyed your "bawdy" write. It was funny too. I think you have secured a spot in the winner's circle. A without a doubt seven:-) Alexis Login to Reply

Chris Green Date: 4/27/2017 5:07:00 PM This was funny and definitely bawdy Andrea. It sounds like a hard thing for Bob not to like. :) Best wishes in the contest Login to Reply

Bruce Adams Date: 4/27/2017 3:40:00 PM So funny Andrea and sexy. I love it ! Login to Reply

John Michaels Date: 4/27/2017 2:18:00 PM Ha ha ha! This is great - very funny!! Best of luck in the contest! Regards, John. Login to Reply

Tim Smith Date: 4/27/2017 12:38:00 PM lol...I couldn't wait until Dr. Demento would play that song on his show. Login to Reply