Notes About The Poem
Author's note: A bit of tongue in cheek fun here. Though I am ambidextrous in most things, my husband says my thinking "is very much left-handed." My response was, "Since you are right handed, your accusation must mean 'able to get to the point without using an inordinate amount of utterly unnecessary words.'" -.-

Left-Handed Lament


My paper is always turned so people don't judge;
because yes if it's vertical my work will  be smudged. 
With the other I've tried to write;
but man it just doesn't look right. 

When I bat on that side
the ump runs to hide. 
I can't even start on that foot,
my balance pretty much kaput. 

And do not get me started on that 'right-handed thinking;'
to grasp that logic's like being on a ship that is sinking! 
So over the decades I've often had to interject, 
that being left-handed is the obvious 'correct.'
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Woods Avatar
February 27, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Nice! Love the levity and giving the right handed readers some perspective! Xo
Thomas Avatar
February 27, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Lol thank you Crystol. It was more a slide at my husband, but hey, why not share it! Lol
Roper Avatar
February 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Enjoyed reading. In my case, it seems, that some, just don't understand what I am trying to say.
Thomas Avatar
February 27, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Have definitely been there! Thank you Eve :)
Jones Avatar
February 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Lighthearted and fun!
Thomas Avatar
February 27, 2025 at 12:02 PM
It was fun, especially looking at the cocked eyebrow of my husband lol. Thank you again Karen
Manassian Avatar
May 1, 2024 at 7:23 PM
FJ, this is so cute. Loved the explanation in the beginning. Love the photos. Hope all well. You look so pretty. Big hugs
Thomas Avatar
February 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Thank you Majesty; I am most flattered :)
Inman Avatar
January 1, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Hi FJ, what a clever right, oh sorry left, no wait (a clever) write. Yeah that's it. What can I say, the understanding of a left handed poem by a right handed brain. Clever WRITE!
Thomas Avatar
February 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
lol touche'! Hello James.
One Avatar
November 28, 2023 at 1:32 PM
I'm.right handed.... however your poem is great.. I hope you are well.
Thomas Avatar
February 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Good evening S1; I hope you are well. Life has thrown some set-backs; trying to catch up :)
Peranteau Avatar
November 26, 2023 at 10:38 PM
Wow, I'm ambidextrous myself Ej...well; my oesophagus and my rectum are... they both believe it or not, spew obnoxious air out ;) It's been sum years since i've read your writes...it's been a pleasure...have an awesome Winter...much love, james
Thomas Avatar
February 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
LOLOL James you caught me completely by surprise with this one. Thank you James
Daniel Avatar
September 6, 2023 at 11:58 PM
Being left-handed means you are more creative than others, FJ:) great wit here:) continue to rule with your left...
Thomas Avatar
February 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
If only that were always true Joanna lol. Thank you :)
Grimm Avatar
August 23, 2023 at 9:18 PM
I am lefty in a right handed world. I can use both hands well. Right handed people will never understand and appreciate being a lefty. Thanks for the laugh.
Thomas Avatar
February 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I'm glad to see so many who get the humor I intended. Thank you David.
Fraser Avatar
August 10, 2023 at 10:39 AM
Hi FJ I too am a left hander in this right-handed world and I too can use both hands equally well as well as they say left handers are the most creative because we think outside the box. Great write my friend Blessings Carl
Thomas Avatar
February 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
LOL I choose to believe that Carl! How are you my friend?
Downing  Avatar
August 8, 2023 at 7:09 PM
Awe, I’ve missed you my beautiful friend! This one just got me smiling, and of coir congratulations on your win! Hope you’re doing great. :)
Thomas Avatar
February 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Kina how are you? Thank you, forgive my extremely belated reply.
Blake Avatar
August 6, 2023 at 4:20 AM
I think this is a great poem.
Thomas Avatar
February 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Thank you John :)
Barry-Nishanian Avatar
August 4, 2023 at 2:34 AM
Balance kaput, I understand that. Congrats on your win!
Thomas Avatar
August 5, 2023 at 12:31 PM
Hey Barbara! How are you? Thank you :)
Deschler Avatar
July 30, 2023 at 4:35 PM
Great writing, FJ ... I love the rhyming in this poem ... I'm right-handed, but sometimes, without thinking about it, I find myself using my left for things like eating ... It just feels right, I guess :)
Thomas Avatar
August 5, 2023 at 12:30 PM
Just means you're working both sides of that brain lol. It is nice to see you Kelly, thank you for the visit.
Roper Avatar
July 25, 2023 at 7:59 PM
Back my friend with big congratulations
Thomas Avatar
August 5, 2023 at 12:29 PM
Well hello again! Thanks Eve
Volumes Avatar
July 25, 2023 at 4:28 PM
Congrats on your podium win. Well done
Thomas Avatar
August 5, 2023 at 12:28 PM
Thank you very much SV :)
Allison Avatar
July 25, 2023 at 3:55 PM
thanks for the giggles Flo, many congrats on your top spot, its soooo good to see you :-) hugs Jan xx
Thomas Avatar
August 5, 2023 at 12:27 PM
Hey Jan! I am happy to see your visit. Thank you :)
Lane Avatar
July 25, 2023 at 11:00 AM
Ha Flo. It's a matter of whatever works! Congratulations on your first place win, kind sister. ;-)
Thomas Avatar
July 25, 2023 at 11:33 AM
Lol too true my Sister! Thanks Lin
Ray Avatar
July 18, 2023 at 7:19 AM
the perfect morning poem...such a delightful path your quill has given us...love the juxtaposition of humor and moments when the brain has to put it in reverse and do that line again
Thomas Avatar
July 19, 2023 at 8:11 AM
I'm glad you caught it! I was worried it would get lost in the wording. Thank you Timothy!
Fisher Avatar
July 14, 2023 at 5:42 PM
I like how your poem hits a variety of things...totally fun!
Thomas Avatar
July 19, 2023 at 8:09 AM
Morning David, thanks so much.
Roper Avatar
July 13, 2023 at 9:05 PM
Hum. I have a son and his son that is also ambidextrous. They eat and write with their right, but a power house hit when playing baseball. I enjoyed reading. Hugs my friend.
Thomas Avatar
July 19, 2023 at 8:09 AM
Hello Eve, thank you very much :)
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