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He called me a fat stupid old sow Said my **** was the size of a cow! So now we’re not talking In fact, I am walking From his life … I’ll go pack my bags now! N/A in Leaves talking Contest Submitted to any poem that got an N/A in September Sponsored by Janice Canerdy 09~16~16

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Janice Canerdy

Date: 9/19/2016 8:26:00 PM

Hey, good one! A 7, Jan! Janice

Jan Allison
Date: 9/20/2016 2:29:00 AM

Thanks Janice I didn't expect to place in the contest but I am delighted with the comments I've received:-) hugs Jan xx

David Mohn

Date: 9/18/2016 12:38:00 AM

unique and original Jan...terrific

Jan Allison
Date: 9/18/2016 3:55:00 AM

Thanks David:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 9/17/2016 8:18:00 PM

Ha, the picture is worth a thousand words!!

Jan Allison
Date: 9/18/2016 3:55:00 AM

Thanks Andrea :-) I wrote the poem then found the pic - not sure if it's what John is after but I can't stop my muse lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Carrie Richards

Date: 9/17/2016 6:01:00 PM

So clever are you........a whole different kind of "leaves"..... I hadn't thought of it that way!! PS.....the picture is perfect !!!

Jan Allison
Date: 9/17/2016 6:03:00 PM

:-) thanks Carrie - all the poems I've seen have been about real leaves - I'm not sure what John will think of my interpretation of the theme lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 9/17/2016 3:32:00 PM

LOL, love it - a sure winner here xx

Jan Allison
Date: 9/17/2016 3:43:00 PM

I'm not so sure Jack lol all the other poems I've read have been about real leaves lol:-) as long as my poem gets read and enjoyed its a winner in my eyes:-) hugs Jan xx

Beverly Read

Date: 9/17/2016 3:17:00 PM

Good for her!!! And good write by you. Thanks for the funny little piece.

Jan Allison
Date: 9/17/2016 3:18:00 PM

Thanks for dropping by Beverly - I'm not sure what the sponsor will think of my interpretation of 'leaves talking' lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Sara Kendrick

Date: 9/17/2016 9:29:00 AM

Good one..I bet she looses weight and shapes up..Way to go..Reads like a winner..Sara

Jan Allison
Date: 9/17/2016 9:32:00 AM

She will have lost pounds of ugly fat if she divorces him lol:-) hugs jan xx

Mama Bear

Date: 9/17/2016 9:19:00 AM

We all want laughter in our lives and you are the Queen of funny!!Well done show the guy a thing or two even if they are large LOL Hope you win this is sooooo funny A 7 on my side of the board. Hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 9/17/2016 9:22:00 AM

Thanks Mama Bear - all the poems I've seen for the contest are about 'leaves' so I don't know if my theme will be what John is after, but I have to go with the flow of my muse:-) hugs Jan xx

Stephen Pennell

Date: 9/17/2016 8:29:00 AM

and as two black eyes , doc says he will be able to see again in a week. lol

Jan Allison
Date: 9/17/2016 8:32:00 AM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Darren White

Date: 9/17/2016 5:48:00 AM

Take your leaf and leave Jan, Leave him behind and let your eyes never leave the road while walking.

Jan Allison
Date: 9/17/2016 6:28:00 AM

LOL Thanks Darren - thought I would go for a different take on 'leaves' lol:-) doubt it will place but as long as I'm creative and make people smile that is the main thing:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne

Date: 9/17/2016 2:47:00 AM

Was is it forest leaves that were suppose to,talk or a character as she leaves. Sounds to me it works both ways. This is hilarious...I cracked up...your so cheeky. A Fav.

Jan Allison
Date: 9/17/2016 3:17:00 AM

The prompt was 'leaves talking' everyone else seems to have gone with trees lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jenni Kalicharan

Date: 9/17/2016 1:28:00 AM

Enjoyed this limerick so much. It's so hilarious!

Jan Allison
Date: 9/17/2016 3:16:00 AM

Thanks Jenni:-) hugs Jan xx

Carol B.

Date: 9/16/2016 4:46:00 PM

This is hilarious. I am going to add this poem to my list of favourites.

Jan Allison
Date: 9/16/2016 5:00:00 PM

aww thanks Carol - it's a little out of the box for the contest theme as most poems I've seen are on autumn or trees - I love to try and write with humour:-) hugs Jan xx

Wendy Rycroft

Date: 9/16/2016 3:21:00 PM

Very clever very funny well done x

Jan Allison
Date: 9/16/2016 3:27:00 PM

Thanks Wendy - its definitely a different take on the theme lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Hauser

Date: 9/16/2016 2:39:00 PM

Hahaha!

Jan Allison
Date: 9/16/2016 2:43:00 PM

Cheers Mike:-) hugs jan xx

Daniel Turner

Date: 9/16/2016 2:11:00 PM

Looks to me as if her bags are already packed. Lol Jan to be so sweet, you have a really twisted sense of humor. I love it!! I'd bet if she had a "W" tattooed on each cheek of her ass, every time she bent over it would say "WOW"

Jan Allison
Date: 9/16/2016 2:18:00 PM

ha ha ha:-) I have to go with my muse Daniel its a little out of the box thinking on the talking leaves theme lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Agnes Krampe

Date: 9/16/2016 1:35:00 PM

Bahaha. He deserves it :) Agnes

Jan Allison
Date: 9/16/2016 1:47:00 PM

Its a different take on the theme lol I'm not sure John will appreciate my humour in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Phyllis Babcock

Date: 9/16/2016 11:45:00 AM

Love it and the cartoon. Silly man must watch his mouth. lol. love phyl

Jan Allison
Date: 9/16/2016 11:48:00 AM

LOL thanks Phyllis:-) hugs Jan xx

Miraj Raha

Date: 9/16/2016 10:48:00 AM

Atlast felt refreshed after all the heavy reads this evening. Great entry Jan,love the pic and the words matched them.

Jan Allison
Date: 9/16/2016 10:56:00 AM

Thanks Miraj - I have gone for a light hearted approach and love to write with humour - not sure if the sponsor will like my take on the theme though:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 9/16/2016 10:46:00 AM

Lol...Think before you speak son!

Jan Allison
Date: 9/16/2016 10:55:00 AM

LOL Tim:-) hugs Jan xx