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Leaves Talking

He called me a fat stupid old sow
Said my **** was the size of a cow!
So now we’re not talking
In fact, I am walking
From his life … I’ll go pack my bags now!

N/A in Leaves talking Contest

Submitted to any poem that got an N/A in September
Sponsored by Janice Canerdy

09~16~16

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Janice Canerdy September 19, 2016 at 8:26 PM Hey, good one! A 7, Jan! Janice Jan Allison September 20, 2016 at 2:29 AM Thanks Janice I didn't expect to place in the contest but I am delighted with the comments I've received:-) hugs Jan xx

David Mohn September 18, 2016 at 12:38 AM unique and original Jan...terrific Jan Allison September 18, 2016 at 3:55 AM Thanks David:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich September 17, 2016 at 8:18 PM Ha, the picture is worth a thousand words!! Jan Allison September 18, 2016 at 3:55 AM Thanks Andrea :-) I wrote the poem then found the pic - not sure if it's what John is after but I can't stop my muse lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Carrie Richards September 17, 2016 at 6:01 PM So clever are you........a whole different kind of "leaves"..... I hadn't thought of it that way!! PS.....the picture is perfect !!! Jan Allison September 17, 2016 at 6:03 PM :-) thanks Carrie - all the poems I've seen have been about real leaves - I'm not sure what John will think of my interpretation of the theme lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne September 17, 2016 at 3:32 PM LOL, love it - a sure winner here xx Jan Allison September 17, 2016 at 3:43 PM I'm not so sure Jack lol all the other poems I've read have been about real leaves lol:-) as long as my poem gets read and enjoyed its a winner in my eyes:-) hugs Jan xx

Beverly Read September 17, 2016 at 3:17 PM Good for her!!! And good write by you. Thanks for the funny little piece. Jan Allison September 17, 2016 at 3:18 PM Thanks for dropping by Beverly - I'm not sure what the sponsor will think of my interpretation of 'leaves talking' lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Sara Kendrick September 17, 2016 at 9:29 AM Good one..I bet she looses weight and shapes up..Way to go..Reads like a winner..Sara Jan Allison September 17, 2016 at 9:32 AM She will have lost pounds of ugly fat if she divorces him lol:-) hugs jan xx

Mama Bear September 17, 2016 at 9:19 AM We all want laughter in our lives and you are the Queen of funny!!Well done show the guy a thing or two even if they are large LOL Hope you win this is sooooo funny A 7 on my side of the board. Hugs Jan Allison September 17, 2016 at 9:22 AM Thanks Mama Bear - all the poems I've seen for the contest are about 'leaves' so I don't know if my theme will be what John is after, but I have to go with the flow of my muse:-) hugs Jan xx

Stephen Pennell September 17, 2016 at 8:29 AM and as two black eyes , doc says he will be able to see again in a week. lol Jan Allison September 17, 2016 at 8:32 AM ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Darren White September 17, 2016 at 5:48 AM Take your leaf and leave Jan, Leave him behind and let your eyes never leave the road while walking. Jan Allison September 17, 2016 at 6:28 AM LOL Thanks Darren - thought I would go for a different take on 'leaves' lol:-) doubt it will place but as long as I'm creative and make people smile that is the main thing:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne September 17, 2016 at 2:47 AM Was is it forest leaves that were suppose to,talk or a character as she leaves. Sounds to me it works both ways. This is hilarious...I cracked up...your so cheeky. A Fav. Jan Allison September 17, 2016 at 3:17 AM The prompt was 'leaves talking' everyone else seems to have gone with trees lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jenni Kalicharan September 17, 2016 at 1:28 AM Enjoyed this limerick so much. It's so hilarious! Jan Allison September 17, 2016 at 3:16 AM Thanks Jenni:-) hugs Jan xx

Carol B. September 16, 2016 at 4:46 PM This is hilarious. I am going to add this poem to my list of favourites. Jan Allison September 16, 2016 at 5:00 PM aww thanks Carol - it's a little out of the box for the contest theme as most poems I've seen are on autumn or trees - I love to try and write with humour:-) hugs Jan xx

Wendy Rycroft September 16, 2016 at 3:21 PM Very clever very funny well done x Jan Allison September 16, 2016 at 3:27 PM Thanks Wendy - its definitely a different take on the theme lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Hauser September 16, 2016 at 2:39 PM Hahaha! Jan Allison September 16, 2016 at 2:43 PM Cheers Mike:-) hugs jan xx

Daniel Turner September 16, 2016 at 2:11 PM Looks to me as if her bags are already packed. Lol Jan to be so sweet, you have a really twisted sense of humor. I love it!! I'd bet if she had a "W" tattooed on each cheek of her ass, every time she bent over it would say "WOW" Jan Allison September 16, 2016 at 2:18 PM ha ha ha:-) I have to go with my muse Daniel its a little out of the box thinking on the talking leaves theme lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Agnes Krampe September 16, 2016 at 1:35 PM Bahaha. He deserves it :) Agnes Jan Allison September 16, 2016 at 1:47 PM Its a different take on the theme lol I'm not sure John will appreciate my humour in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Phyllis Babcock September 16, 2016 at 11:45 AM Love it and the cartoon. Silly man must watch his mouth. lol. love phyl Jan Allison September 16, 2016 at 11:48 AM LOL thanks Phyllis:-) hugs Jan xx

Miraj Raha September 16, 2016 at 10:48 AM Atlast felt refreshed after all the heavy reads this evening. Great entry Jan,love the pic and the words matched them. Jan Allison September 16, 2016 at 10:56 AM Thanks Miraj - I have gone for a light hearted approach and love to write with humour - not sure if the sponsor will like my take on the theme though:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith September 16, 2016 at 10:46 AM Lol...Think before you speak son! Jan Allison September 16, 2016 at 10:55 AM LOL Tim:-) hugs Jan xx