King Size Bull-Shit

Poet's Notes

For many years I have been self-employed as a carpet installer. Most recently I have ventured out and opened my own carpet and flooring store. Over 30 years of installing I have been in many homes and met all types of people, some very nice and some not so nice. It's only the people that think they are god's gift to the world that really get to me. They think that because they have everything and because their wallet is bigger than others, they are special and above everyone else. Well, they should take some lessons from some of the more real and down to earth people they encounter. They could take their king size bull-shit and stick it where the sun don't shine. Just Sayin !

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You may be living in a king size house 
Sleeping in a king size bed
Laying on a king size mattress 
With a king size pillow for your head 

You may wear a king size diamond
On your king size ring 
Or you may be living in a king size mess
Messing up everything
You may have a king size wallet
And a king size car 
But if you don't have a king size heart
It won't take you very far

You may use a king size mirror
For your morning face 
Or you may dress up like a Barbie doll 
With your king size make-up case
You may have a king size suit
And wear a king size tie 
Or you may be living in a plastic bubble 
Telling a king size lie
You may ride a king size Harley
Or a truck with king size tires 
You may even be a fireman 
Who puts out king size fires
Don't walk around like you're all that 
From the bull-shit you've been fed 
Just be yourself and just stay cool 
Don't wear a king size head

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Date: 4/17/2018 8:40:00 AM
Hi Charlie, I don't know how I missed this write. I enjoyed it from start to finish. Great content and message. I found it to be humorous as well. You used the words "King Size" and penned yourself a good write. Folk that act like their sh#@t don't stink will have a sad and miserable life. Good write:-) Alexis
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Date: 4/17/2018 9:02:00 AM
Hello Alexis, I'm so happy you enjoyed and related to this poem. It sure does appear like that about how their lives have been led. Not all, but probably most....Thanks so much for reading, complimenting, and your kind words....:-) Charlie
Date: 3/31/2018 7:42:00 AM
LOL...LOVE this. Attitude fabulous. Story stellar.In my favourites.
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Date: 4/1/2018 2:33:00 PM
LOL-one of my personal favourites !
Date: 3/25/2018 4:28:00 PM
We've all met the type Charles - i wonder if they have king sized toilets too as they are often so full of crap lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 3/25/2018 5:50:00 PM
Lol Good question Jan Hugs Charlie xx
Date: 3/25/2018 9:28:00 AM
I love this!!! I worked as a bike courier for twenty years, I know those king size types; I read you loud and clear. A fave :) xomo
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Date: 3/25/2018 4:18:00 PM
Hi Maureen, Then you know exactly the type of people I am referring So nice to meet you and thanks for making this a fave :) xomo Charlie
Date: 3/25/2018 8:24:00 AM
Your king-size crown...will one day weight you down...The pressure of today's world is truly a challenge...easy to lose yourself...A conscious poem indeed...All the best...
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Date: 3/25/2018 8:45:00 AM
I like that Michael, It's easy to lose yourself my friend. But it is only those who regain consciousness of the pressure who are truly above the rest. All the best Mike, Charlie