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King Size Bull-Crap

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For many years I have been self-employed as a carpet installer. Most recently I have ventured out and opened my own carpet and flooring store. Over 30 years of installing I have been in many homes and met all types of people, some very nice and some not so nice. It's only the people that think they are god's gift to the world that really get to me. They think that because they have everything and because their wallet is bigger than others, they are special and above everyone else. Well, they should take some lessons from some of the more real and down to earth people they encounter. They could take their king size bull-crap and stick it where the sun don't shine. Just Sayin !

You may be living in a king size house Sleeping in a king size bed Laying on a king size mattress With a king size pillow for your head You may wear a king size diamond On your king size ring Or you may be living in a king size mess Messing up everything You may have a king size wallet And a king size car But if you don't have a king size heart It won't take you very far You may use a king size mirror For your morning face Or you may dress up like a Barbie doll With your king size make-up case You may have a king size suit And wear a king size tie Or you may be living in a plastic bubble Telling a king size lie You may ride a king size Harley Or a truck with king size tires You may even be a fireman Who puts out king size fires Don't walk around like you're all that From the bull-crap you've been fed Just be yourself and just stay cool Don't wear a king size head

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Jessica Pompa

Date: 1/5/2022 3:41:00 PM

I like your poem nice job

Robert James Liguori

Date: 1/3/2022 4:01:00 PM

Now that's a king size poem! Or is it the opposite?!? LOL

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/21/2021 1:28:00 PM

wow, this is REALLY great, Charles. I love humor applied to this topic . Love this model you showed for your contest. FAve on this one.

Jenna Logan

Date: 12/21/2021 12:27:00 PM

You covered lots of bases on this one, Charlie. Giant kudos!

Regina Mcintosh

Date: 12/20/2021 7:25:00 AM

Love this Charlie... I guess some people let things (literally) go to their head. Great writing. God bless you. Love, Gina

Eve Roper

Date: 12/18/2021 6:31:00 PM

I wish people would feel the same as everyone else, instead of not. I always have to remember; they all do not think like me. Happy Holidays my friend

Constance La France

Date: 12/18/2021 7:34:00 AM

Charlie, great poem, I have met people like this in life, King Size pains in the butt ~ peace and tranquility _Constance

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 7/2/2018 10:51:00 PM

G'day there Charles … absolutely loved your poem. Written so well and worthy of being a party song - good stuff Charles - Lindsay

Charles Messina
Date: 7/3/2018 9:01:00 AM

One of my personal fav's as well. I have 8 poems that have been composed into songs. This is not one of them though. But you are right, it very well could be a great party song. Thanks for the visit and your kind words Lindsay! Best wishes and good health...Charlie

Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 4/26/2018 6:51:00 PM

Hello Charlie, I agree with you. People that have more than other people don;t treat other people right. People that have more should put peolple down that don't have the same as they do. Have a nice evening my friend.

Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 4/29/2018 5:54:00 PM

You enjoy your evening my friend.

Charles Messina
Date: 4/27/2018 5:23:00 AM

Hi Darlene, yes you are right, they should be grateful for what they have, most people are. Thanks for reading my dear friend. Enjoy your day.

Kristin Cook

Date: 4/25/2018 12:07:00 PM

Thank you for pointing me in this direction! I love your poem and the observations. Everyone is so self righteous.

Charles Messina
Date: 4/25/2018 12:12:00 PM

Hi, thanks for reading my poem..Great minds think alike..lol Stay well....Charlie

Oliver Mckeithan

Date: 4/21/2018 5:09:00 PM

Hello Charlie, Great poem!! I like this one. It hits home as I have worked many a job waiting on the public and people like to act high and mighty. Very well done. Oliver

Charles Messina
Date: 4/22/2018 6:46:00 AM

Hey Oliver, Thanks for reading and liking this poem. There are many whom think they are high and mighty but usually lead sad and boring lives. Thanks for the comp's..All the best....Charlie

Alexis Y.

Date: 4/17/2018 8:40:00 AM

Hi Charlie, I don't know how I missed this write. I enjoyed it from start to finish. Great content and message. I found it to be humorous as well. You used the words "King Size" and penned yourself a good write. Folk that act like their sh#@t don't stink will have a sad and miserable life. Good write:-) Alexis

Charles Messina
Date: 4/17/2018 9:02:00 AM

Hello Alexis, I'm so happy you enjoyed and related to this poem. It sure does appear like that about how their lives have been led. Not all, but probably most....Thanks so much for reading, complimenting, and your kind words....:-) Charlie

Leanne Lovejoy-Burton

Date: 3/31/2018 7:42:00 AM

LOL...LOVE this. Attitude fabulous. Story stellar.In my favourites.

Charles Messina
Date: 4/1/2018 2:33:00 PM

LOL-one of my personal favourites !

Jan Allison

Date: 3/25/2018 4:28:00 PM

We've all met the type Charles - i wonder if they have king sized toilets too as they are often so full of crap lol:-) hugs jan xx

Charles Messina
Date: 3/25/2018 5:50:00 PM

Lol Good question Jan Hugs Charlie xx

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 3/25/2018 9:28:00 AM

I love this!!! I worked as a bike courier for twenty years, I know those king size types; I read you loud and clear. A fave :) xomo

Charles Messina
Date: 3/25/2018 4:18:00 PM

Hi Maureen, Then you know exactly the type of people I am referring to...lol So nice to meet you and thanks for making this a fave :) xomo Charlie

Arturo Michael

Date: 3/25/2018 8:24:00 AM

Your king-size crown...will one day weight you down...The pressure of today's world is truly a challenge...easy to lose yourself...A conscious poem indeed...All the best...

Charles Messina
Date: 3/25/2018 8:45:00 AM

I like that Michael, It's easy to lose yourself my friend. But it is only those who regain consciousness of the pressure who are truly above the rest. All the best Mike, Charlie