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King Kong -- Slightly Bawdy

Annabelle's husband called himself King Kong
She marvelled at his thick 'carrot,' so strong
   It measured twelve inch
   And caused her to flinch
He sighed: 'Thought you liked your veg'tables long'

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Ken Rone

Date: 4/8/2021 3:27:00 PM

So.... yes, the carotene helped my night vision and ... OMG!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 4/8/2021 5:33:00 PM

Should have called this one 'Night Visions.' Great idea there, Ken. Cheers, Gershon

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 4/6/2021 9:02:00 AM

Oh, my goodness! Wow!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 4/6/2021 7:57:00 PM

btw: If you're interested I have 9-inch 'junior sizes' as well as 15-inch 'King Kong specials. lol. Smiles, gw

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 4/4/2021 9:39:00 PM

G'day Gershon ... when you say twelve inches, you don't mean a foot do you. I guess not - thanks for the chuckle Gershon - Lindsay

Gershon Wolf
Date: 4/5/2021 5:37:00 PM

Why, Lindsay! Of course, I mean that 12 inches = a foot. Where has your mind landed, my friend?! lol. Thanks, gw

Janice Canerdy

Date: 4/2/2021 4:06:00 PM

Oh, Wow! LOL, Gershon. Janice

Terry Flood

Date: 4/2/2021 2:26:00 PM

Blimey, fifty shades of orange. I hope she didn’t cut the top off his carrot and plant it in the garden. Good laugh Gershon. Terry

Gershon Wolf
Date: 4/2/2021 2:50:00 PM

I've heard those kind of carrots don't require either sunshine or rain. Just rub them a little if they're not growing... And there's the rub! ~ W. Shakespeare

Alexis Y.

Date: 4/2/2021 12:34:00 PM

Lol! Gershon Bawdy and hilarious:-) Alexis

Gershon Wolf
Date: 4/2/2021 3:00:00 PM

Well, then I guess that it was ' Bawlarious!' lol. Thanks, Alexis! :) gw