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Keep It In the Family

In flagranti with an unknown lover 
Sprang apart from underneath the cover
How his wife she did shout
Now his secret was out - 
His hidden lover was her own mother!

4th March 2015

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2015

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Njeri Hunjeri Date: 3/6/2015 9:07:00 AM Lol. They need to be in jerry springer show! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/6/2015 9:09:00 AM I never watch that or Jeremy Kyle lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Jack Ellison Date: 3/6/2015 7:24:00 AM Between you and I, we have a corner on humour... whatcha think! This was fun... huggs, Jacko xxx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/6/2015 9:00:00 AM We sure do Jack lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty Date: 3/6/2015 7:08:00 AM Great fun Jan befitting your special sense of wit and humor.Love Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/6/2015 7:13:00 AM Thanks Rajat:-) Hugs jan xx

Jerry T Curtis Date: 3/6/2015 7:00:00 AM Well done Jan, but I wonder, "Just who got the shorter end of the stick ?" Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/6/2015 7:13:00 AM LOL who knows :-) Hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus Date: 3/5/2015 4:41:00 PM Great Limerick, Jan. Keeping your witty wits around you:) We've heard of husbands running away with wife's mother!! Hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/5/2015 4:44:00 PM I've heard of it too Paul - I wrote 4 lines of this 2 days before dad died when I had a burst of creativity and wrote 8 poems - finally got round to finishing it:-) Hugs Jan xx

Daver Austin Date: 3/5/2015 8:37:00 AM mamma mia! Thatsa somea kinda domestic pickle. Love, daver Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/5/2015 11:43:00 AM LOL Daver:-) Hugs Jan xx

Sara Kendrick Date: 3/5/2015 7:12:00 AM Well funny and not so funny..Sad really..Enjoyed reading your work..Thanks for the visit to my page..If for a contest should do well for it has good rhythm, rhyme and flow..Sara Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/5/2015 7:19:00 AM I agree Sara but I do know it happens! Will not put it in the contest - not sure Debbie would approve of my humour on this one:-) Hugs Jan xx

David Furlong Date: 3/5/2015 6:26:00 AM Very much enjoyed this one Jan.. brought a smile to lighten the day :) bright blessings David Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/5/2015 7:18:00 AM Thanks so much David:-) Hugs Jan xx

Janet Eaton Date: 3/5/2015 5:10:00 AM Good one Jan. Put a smile on my face this morning. Have a great day Hugs Janet Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/5/2015 7:16:00 AM Thanks Janet I wrote 4 lines of this before dad died - just needed the final touches and am back to humourous writes which I try and do as often as possible:-) Hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis Date: 3/5/2015 3:58:00 AM What a family! Hilarious but ethically deleterious. Still smiling, dear Jan. A good one! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/5/2015 4:00:00 AM I have heard it does happen Demetrios - hopefully not in my family lol mum is 92! Hugs Jan xx

Viv Wigley Date: 3/5/2015 2:02:00 AM Much naughty nightieness, Jan. #7. Viv x Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/5/2015 3:59:00 AM Oh I'm not naughty Mr Viv lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Shane Cooper Date: 3/4/2015 9:57:00 PM Jan my friend you certainly have a unique style when you write limerick's. I had a good chuckle with this little gem. Definitely a seven. love Shane xxx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/5/2015 3:59:00 AM Thanks Shane:-) Hugs Jan x

Lindsay Laurie Date: 3/4/2015 8:34:00 PM G'day Jan... What have they put in the water up your way Jan? Thanks for something more to cackle at. Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/5/2015 3:56:00 AM I have tried to write with humour since my first poem 'just desserts' Lindsay

Kp Nunez Date: 3/4/2015 8:07:00 PM Whoa! Naughty Jan...that was a bit...lol Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/5/2015 3:55:00 AM lol Kim:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Casarah Nance Date: 3/4/2015 5:08:00 PM OH NOO!!! Thats funny Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/4/2015 5:09:00 PM not if you were the wife I guess Cas lol:-) hugs Jan xxxx

James Fraser Date: 3/4/2015 4:53:00 PM I can only concur with Theresa, I recall stories in the media in the UK. I suppose each and everyone to their own, but such does appear on the 'Jeremy Kyle Show' to me it's gutter TV. Once again this evening you've made me smile, hugs, James xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/4/2015 4:56:00 PM oohh don't mention that swear word JK - dad used to watch it I would have to go out of the room or a brick would have gone through the TV lol. i wrote all but one line of this 2 days before dad died when I had a burst of creativity! Hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 3/4/2015 4:12:00 PM oh my....now that's keeping it in the family....hugs Tim Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/4/2015 4:16:00 PM pure fiction write on my part Tim lol... but I have heard of it happening! Hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 3/4/2015 4:01:00 PM Love it, jan!!you are SO great with humor. SEVEN Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/4/2015 4:03:00 PM I wasn't sure if my humour would be appreciated in this particular circumstance lol hence not posting it for 'spring' contest lol:-) Hugs jan xx i wrote most of this 2 days before dad died - just needed to do one line:-) Hugs Jan xx