Just Some Silly Stuff
In her lifetime, a cow produces
Two hundred thousand glasses of milk
Wow, she must be a total wreck
After a hundred I surely would wilt
Your average domestic cat bombs along
At about thirty-one miles an hour
Especially if that old family dog, Rover
Is attempting her hide to devour
Did you know that a young George W
Was once a cheerleader in college
I'll bet your life is now finally complete
Since learning this choice bit of knowledge
People spend over three and a half years
Whiling away their time on the can
Headstones should be shaped like toilet bowls
And also be equipped with a fan
There's a town in PA called Intercourse
I wonder what prompted the townsfolk
To call their town such a provocative name
Was it just their idea of a joke
Studies show most Australian women
Will have sex on the very first date
Booking my ticket tomorrow morning
Heard the climate there is great
The favourite place next the bedroom
Is having steamy sex in a car
I'm writing this poem from the back seat
Of my gorgeous Nissan GT-R
A thousand birdies die each year
From smashing headlong into windows
Sure not the smartest of God's little creatures
Just one step up from a minnow
Okay, just one more of these silly facts
Then I really must take my leave
You're able to lose weight just smelling bananas
Got a million more up my sleeve!
© Jack Ellison 2013
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