Jogger and Logger

For "Show Me the Funny (part two)"

There once was a fellow a woggin'*
Who bumped into one who was loggin'
They had quite a spat
The ax was a bat
And the first had a lump on his noggin


* Woggers are those who get all dressed for jogging, but only go at walking speed, while vigorously pumping their arms to delude themselves that they are jogging.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013



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Date: 10/26/2013 12:22:00 PM
Masterfully created limerick.... I've grown to expect no less from your pen.... Jake
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Date: 7/21/2013 7:00:00 AM
Nice work, this made me laugh when I read it today, set me up for a good feeling day. Thanks.
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Date: 7/19/2013 4:41:00 PM
totally hilarious Love it one for favs Shadow x smiles
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Date: 7/19/2013 12:25:00 PM
This is hilarious, Isaiah! Perfect for a Friday afternoon :)
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Date: 7/19/2013 4:44:00 AM
Got a chuckle..I thought that was suppose to be some kind of special exercise that they were doing..Ha!! ..Thanks for stopping by..This one reads like winners' list to me..Sara
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Date: 7/18/2013 1:43:00 PM
Lol, I think I'm a wogger. I get dress, swing my arms and walk as fast as I can. Your funny. Warm Smiles, Connie
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Date: 7/16/2013 9:38:00 PM
Haha..I see many woggers when i go brisk walking on the promenade.They make me smile and this defimitely describe them : )..lol
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Date: 7/16/2013 3:39:00 PM
Ouch !! Glad it was a bump and not a whack from the blade !!! :) This is so cute!!
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Date: 7/16/2013 3:35:00 AM
:) Good one, Isaiah. Made me smile....
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Date: 7/15/2013 11:24:00 PM
Lol it sure is funny ...Seren
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