Jogger and Logger

For "Show Me the Funny (part two)"

There once was a fellow a woggin'*
Who bumped into one who was loggin'
They had quite a spat
The ax was a bat
And the first had a lump on his noggin


* Woggers are those who get all dressed for jogging, but only go at walking speed, while vigorously pumping their arms to delude themselves that they are jogging.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Posey Avatar
October 26, 2013 at 12:22 PM
Masterfully created limerick.... I've grown to expect no less from your pen.... Jake
De Burca Avatar
July 21, 2013 at 7:00 AM
Nice work, this made me laugh when I read it today, set me up for a good feeling day. Thanks.
Hamilton Avatar
July 19, 2013 at 4:41 PM
totally hilarious Love it one for favs Shadow x smiles
Ober Avatar
July 19, 2013 at 12:25 PM
This is hilarious, Isaiah! Perfect for a Friday afternoon :)
Kendrick Avatar
July 19, 2013 at 4:44 AM
Got a chuckle..I thought that was suppose to be some kind of special exercise that they were doing..Ha!! ..Thanks for stopping by..This one reads like winners' list to me..Sara
Gildersleeve Avatar
July 18, 2013 at 1:43 PM
Lol, I think I'm a wogger. I get dress, swing my arms and walk as fast as I can. Your funny. Warm Smiles, Connie
Chircop Avatar
July 16, 2013 at 9:38 PM
Haha..I see many woggers when i go brisk walking on the promenade.They make me smile and this defimitely describe them : )..lol
Richards Avatar
July 16, 2013 at 3:39 PM
Ouch !! Glad it was a bump and not a whack from the blade !!! :) This is so cute!!
Manassian Avatar
July 16, 2013 at 3:35 AM
:) Good one, Isaiah. Made me smile....
Roberts Avatar
July 15, 2013 at 11:24 PM
Lol it sure is funny ...Seren
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