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Jesus loses red card appeal

Dependable Defender Jésus Christ of Nazareth Football Club This morning lost His appeal for the red card He received During His side game with the highly rated Pharisees He’ll be unavailable for their match against the Sadducees He was sent off by no-nonsense referee Pontius Pilate For defeating a host of Principalities and Powers The Club failed to have the decision overturned by the Jurisdiction He will therefore be sentenced to death by crucifixion The ‘Special One’ is to make no comment on the decision After Herod Disciplinary Committee dismissed the club’s appeal Jésus offered Himself as a *Sacrificial Lamb* for a collective guilt On the football club’s recent sloppiness and wilt The Stalwart Defender's Penalty Will begin with a physical torture Followed by carrying a heavy rugged cross Is the Disciplinary Committee right? Make your gloss GLOSSES FOR JESUS LOSES RED CARD APPEAL : Tony Taylor writes, March 28th…2:17 A typical King Herod Decision! I think the decision needs a Gary Neville writes, March 28th….2:19 Watching Jésus on the field is immensely enjoyable This Rock from Nazareth is just unconquerable Rashford writes, March 28th….3:15 Corrupt official! Corrupt leader All they care is 30 pieces of silver Major Buckley writes, March 28th…3:17 HE CAN’T GO AWAY WITH IT! CRUCIFY HIM! CRUCIFY HIM! I submit Nana Ama writes, March 28th…..4:17 The decision by ref Pontius Pilate was very harsh Jésus triumphed! And He did it with great panache Wolf writes, March 28th….5:15 The blame must lay with Judas and McCoy Surely it’s their fault not Jésus. Sorry boy! Omar writes,March 28th….. 6:17 You’re an idiot’s wolf! This Jesus should go play golf! Crucify Him sir! Crucify Him! I rest my case Jonathan Reid writes, March 28th…7:17 I personally think Herod can’t rescind the red card We talking football politics. He didn't tackle too hard Leave your gloss in the box below

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Date: 6/18/2013 3:41:00 AM
u're just very creative
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Gideon Foli
Date: 6/22/2013 6:58:00 AM
Thanks a lot Prince! Keep on inspiring.
Date: 5/23/2013 11:32:00 PM
Your writing is interesting and brilliant... xox~ Linda
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Gideon Foli
Date: 6/15/2013 11:10:00 AM
=) Linda