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Dependable Defender Jésus Christ of Nazareth Football Club

This morning lost His appeal for the red card He received

During His side game with the highly rated Pharisees

He’ll  be unavailable for their match against the Sadducees


He was sent off by no-nonsense referee Pontius Pilate

For defeating a host of Principalities and Powers

The Club failed to have the decision overturned by the Jurisdiction

He will therefore be sentenced to death by crucifixion


The ‘Special One’ is to make no comment on the decision

After Herod Disciplinary Committee dismissed the club’s appeal

Jésus offered Himself as a *Sacrificial Lamb* for a collective guilt

On the football club’s recent sloppiness and wilt


The Stalwart Defender's Penalty

Will begin with a physical torture

Followed by carrying a heavy rugged cross

Is the Disciplinary Committee right? Make your gloss


GLOSSES FOR JESUS LOSES RED CARD APPEAL :

Tony Taylor writes, March 28th…2:17

A typical King Herod Decision!

I think the decision needs a 

Gary Neville writes, March 28th….2:19

Watching Jésus on the field is immensely enjoyable 

This Rock from Nazareth is just unconquerable 

Rashford writes, March 28th….3:15

Corrupt official! Corrupt leader

All they care is 30 pieces of silver

Major Buckley writes, March 28th…3:17

HE CAN’T GO AWAY WITH IT!

CRUCIFY HIM! CRUCIFY HIM! I submit

Nana Ama writes, March 28th…..4:17

The decision by ref Pontius Pilate was very harsh 

Jésus triumphed! And He did it with great panache 

Wolf writes, March 28th….5:15

The blame must lay with Judas and McCoy

Surely it’s their fault not Jésus. Sorry boy!

Omar writes,March 28th….. 6:17

You’re an idiot’s wolf!

This Jesus should go play golf!

Crucify Him sir! Crucify Him! I rest my case

Jonathan Reid writes, March 28th…7:17

I personally think Herod can’t rescind the red card

We talking football politics. He didn't tackle too hard 


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