It's True, I Tell Ya

In ancient days, few knew how to write So they would sign an "x" as their name, Then kiss it to show sincerity So the "x" , a kiss then became! If anyone ever had regrets Mr. Giocondo would be the one He commissioned the Mona Lisa Then refused it, when it was done! Earnest Evans, a chicken plucker Became a singer and changed his name To honor his idol Fats Domino, Chubby Checker is who he became The standard size slinky can be fun Go ahead and play all you desire About that slinky did you know this? It's made with 80 feet of wire!