It's In the Jeans

squeeze in here baby girl
I’ll mold that tummy fat
[I’m a churning urn] I'll grab that behind, hold it tight
sculpt those stretch marks, just right 

come here lad, I'll turn those marbles blue  
turn those knuckles white [no that’s not a rocket]

they'll chew a strategic hole 
through that shredded cotton cord
bend over,   your fertile galley
and climb on board

yeah, I'll show off your rear entry
let them see [the crack of dawn]
what we can see	unseemly, yet

even the poor are marked by my geas
let me squeeze you lads and ladies
naw, it's not disgusting
please


* jeans which are too tight are annoying ;)
to those in them and those looking at them!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Merryman Avatar
June 20, 2013 at 8:28 PM
I agree with you, Debbie! I enjoyed reading this humorous write.. Congrats on your win! Love, Kim
Roberts Avatar
June 19, 2013 at 9:32 PM
Congrats Debbie ...Seren
Richards Avatar
June 19, 2013 at 6:47 PM
I love it.........I'm wearing them as we speak.....and after dinner have to unbutton that first button!! Jeans were not made for women my age......maybe I'll resort to maternity jeans again.....after all these years!!! LOL !!!
Dufresne Avatar
June 15, 2011 at 5:36 PM
congratulations to you Debbie
Kendrick Avatar
June 15, 2011 at 2:01 PM
Congrats on your win..Sara
Brown Avatar
June 15, 2011 at 10:15 AM
Congratulations on your win in the contest Debbie. Love, Carol
Devonshire Avatar
June 15, 2011 at 9:43 AM
Cute and witty poem, Deb. Delighted to see you placing high in Nette's contest. (Some of my jeans do "mold that tummy fat." Really laughed at the blue marbles line. Congratulations on your win! Love, Carolyn
Horne Avatar
June 15, 2011 at 9:02 AM
LOL Many congrats to you on both your wins, Debs : )
Phookan Avatar
June 15, 2011 at 8:27 AM
Reading this most funny and witty write on jeans again..Yay, Congrats!!.love Debbie..
Susan Avatar
June 15, 2011 at 7:34 AM
Congratulations on your win! A cute poem!
Mehta Avatar
June 15, 2011 at 6:32 AM
My congratulations on the win in the contest of nette, debbie
Osita Avatar
June 15, 2011 at 1:33 AM
many Congrats on your big win in nette's contest.cheers
Poet Avatar
June 15, 2011 at 12:06 AM
Very nice personification here Debbie...Congrats on your win.
Johnson Avatar
June 14, 2011 at 10:39 PM
Jeans the means to mold a bottom, shapley lithely no not cotton :) great win babe:) Don
Johnson Avatar
June 14, 2011 at 10:27 PM
Congratulations Debbie. This is a cute poem. I see you're number one on another contest but haven't got to that one yet.
Dietrich Avatar
June 14, 2011 at 9:30 PM
Quite the interesting write, my friend. Sexy jeans poem! Congratulations on your super win.
Sweetheart Avatar
June 14, 2011 at 8:29 PM
Congrats Debbie on your super win in the denim jeans contest.. u nailed it luv..
Fraser Avatar
June 12, 2011 at 7:51 AM
Nice one Debbie, a scene so out there in life. Good luck in Nette's contest with this koolio piece :)
Phookan Avatar
June 11, 2011 at 3:10 AM
This is so 'Hilarious' Debbie!!.. and to call 'it' a churning urn,,Gosh!!Good luck to you with this squeezy delight of wit and humor..smiles,gautami
Goff Avatar
June 8, 2011 at 11:13 AM
man-o-man!!! answer to poem-quiz...."stealing"
Horne Avatar
June 8, 2011 at 10:10 AM
LOL, great fun, Debs. I had to grab a dictionary for 'geas'
Richards Avatar
June 8, 2011 at 7:23 AM
I can see the sweat on the brow!!! Like stuffing a sausage!! (Been there, done that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL)
Mehta Avatar
June 7, 2011 at 3:34 PM
What a fantastic write with humor and wit, good luck, Debbie. I also posted my entry just now.
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