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It's a wrap. Ha-ha-ha I need a nap. Ho-ho-ho Completely zapped. Tee-hee-hee What a pile of --- crepe paper! Ha-ha! I wish you luck. Ha-ha-ha That's it for yucks. Ho-ho-ho Now it's time to truck. Tee-hee-hee Hey, man. What the --- flock! Ho-ho! From where I sit. Ha-ha-ha You're a real wit. Ho-ho-ho Don't ever quit. Tee-hee-hee That's no --- sweat! This poem smells. Ha-ha-ha It rings no bells. Ho-ho-ho It might as well Tee-hee-hee Just go to hell! Hardy-har-har And a nyuk-nyuk-nyk! January 17, 2019 Entry in the "Would you mind getting your head out of that filthy gutter contest?" Sponsor: Mr. Pooling Yer-leg (tee-hee-hee)

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Date: 1/18/2019 11:58:00 PM
Does Mr Pooling Yer-leg know Aunt Getta Nuff?
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/19/2019 7:52:00 PM
Yes, he does! He met her at his college fraternity: 'I Felta Thigh.' LOL. Thanks for the humor, Michelle. I need a little these days, especially with the big snowfall in Chicago today and the frigid temperatures tomorrow... :) gw
Date: 1/17/2019 9:48:00 PM
I was fooled several times; good luck in the contest, Gershon.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/17/2019 10:31:00 PM
But not at the end, right?! :)
Date: 1/17/2019 9:36:00 PM
Hee hee hee! ;D You had me! xomo
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/17/2019 10:31:00 PM
Hope your leg's ok by now! :)

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