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Is There Life On Mars

Two Martians went on a blind date
They agreed to meet at half eight
Dressed as harlequins
They looked like two twins
Them meeting was just down to fate

They sat down and ordered some beer
Drank it up and were soon full of cheer
They went to a star
Which wasn’t too far
And agreed Mars had no atmosphere

They decided to visit our earth
Most earthlings gave them a wide berth
A photo was taken
The image is makin’
A fortune - just think of its worth!

Both settled in the US of A
Martians friends came on a holiday
Wearing such clever disguise
They look like regular guys
Area 51 is where they stay

Subject Mars – Joe Maverick
07~05~15

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2015

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Carol Eastman Date: 7/27/2015 10:12:00 AM Congrats on a great win. It was a fun read. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/2/2015 4:43:00 AM Thanks Carol:-) hugs Jan xx

Janice Canerdy Date: 7/27/2015 9:27:00 AM Jan, if I could, I'd give this one an 8! BRILLIANT! Congrats! Janice Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/27/2015 9:48:00 AM Aww thanks Janice:-) hugs jan xx

Dr. Upma A. Sharma Date: 7/27/2015 1:20:00 AM Congrats on ur wonderful winning write Jan! Brilliant work! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/27/2015 1:59:00 AM Thanks so much Dr Sharma:-) hugs jan xx

Thabang Ngoma Date: 7/26/2015 5:03:00 PM Hi Jan...congrats! Love the x-files on area 51 *******(:heers, Tbang Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/26/2015 5:06:00 PM Thanks Thabang I used to love watching the x files:-0 hugs Jan xx

Skat A Date: 7/26/2015 4:53:00 PM Jan Congratulations on your MARS win :) **SKAT** Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/26/2015 4:56:00 PM Thanks Skat:-) hugs jan xx

Earl Schumacker Date: 7/26/2015 4:21:00 PM Hi Jan, Great picture and poem. Yes. There is life on Mars. We are there. Congratulations on your excellent win. Earl Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/26/2015 4:31:00 PM Thanks for dropping bye Earl:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper Date: 7/26/2015 10:58:00 AM Wonderfully done, I love your imagination a 7 and congratulations on your win. Hugs Eve Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/26/2015 10:59:00 AM Thanks Eve - i need to get round to reading the winning poems but the tour de france final stage is on and i need to cook tea - will do it later lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May Date: 7/26/2015 10:11:00 AM Nicely done Jan...Congrats on a fine win Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/26/2015 10:13:00 AM Thanks Joseph I need to get time to congratulate the winners:-) hugs Jan xx

Viv Wigley Date: 7/26/2015 9:21:00 AM Ultimately Fabulous Ode x Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/26/2015 9:26:00 AM Thanks Mr Viv:-) hugs Jan xx

Funom Makama Date: 7/9/2015 7:31:00 AM This is an awesome write. I appreciate the true message of your candid expression. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/9/2015 7:33:00 AM Thanks for dropping by Funom:-) Hugs Jan xx

Judy Konos Date: 7/6/2015 5:42:00 PM ONE WORD SHOULD DO IT! pluperfect Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/6/2015 5:45:00 PM Thanks Judy but don't you mean 'poop-perfect' lol :-) hugs Jan xx

Laura Leiser Date: 7/6/2015 4:37:00 PM What a clever and fun set of limericks, Jan! Very fun and entertaining, and well written, too! Hope you will try your creative pen for my first poetry contests, Colloquilisms! :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/6/2015 4:47:00 PM I will try Laura:-) hugs jan xx

James Fraser Date: 7/6/2015 2:35:00 PM Hey Jan, mega thanks for giving me a chuckle this evening, hugs//James xx ~ good luck in Joe's contest, he'll love this :) :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/6/2015 2:53:00 PM Thanks James - my muse is returning - watch out for more poop poems lol:-) hugs jan xx

Jaycee Cervenka Date: 7/6/2015 1:33:00 PM Loved this, it was light and humorous, with a bit of pop culture thrown in for good measure. good luck in the contest. ~Janet Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/6/2015 1:49:00 PM Thanks Janet:-) hugs Jan xx

Emile Pinet Date: 7/6/2015 1:05:00 PM A wonderful trip down fantasy lane, guided by an enthusiastic and spirited heart. Emile. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/6/2015 1:08:00 PM Just a fun write Emile:-) hugs jan xx

Harry Horsman Date: 7/6/2015 11:17:00 AM wow on a roll here Jan, all of them exquisite Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/6/2015 11:20:00 AM Aww thanks Harry just a bit of fun for the contest just hope Joe likes them:-) hugs Jan xx

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser Date: 7/6/2015 10:14:00 AM Sweet Jan, I hope all is well with you.. long time no talk. :D?! Lovely humor you have always! God bless you always! ~Olive ELoisa =) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/6/2015 10:50:00 AM I have had a tough time Olive it is far from over but i am writing again:-) hugs jan xx

Kp Nunez Date: 7/6/2015 9:10:00 AM :-) Oh...so your mojo is back. Yay! This is good and such a fun write, Jan! hugs! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/6/2015 9:36:00 AM not quite there yet Kim but at least I am writing again lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Nette Onclaud Date: 7/6/2015 4:16:00 AM this is soo you, sweet jan-- full of life and wit... i enjoyed this immensely; how original!.. keep on rollin'; the best is yet to come.. huggs! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/6/2015 4:18:00 AM Just went for a fun poem just hope Joe likes the humour in it:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie Date: 7/6/2015 2:50:00 AM G'day Jan... I'm sure some of the people I see around here are from another planet, but then again, they probably think I'm on holidays from Mars. I enjoyed this poem of yours Jan - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/6/2015 3:48:00 AM LOL Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 7/5/2015 11:48:00 PM my gosh, Jan, your meter is improving even more with your limericks. This is quite good. Sure to rate high!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/6/2015 3:47:00 AM Thanks Andrea - just a fun write:-) hugs Jan xx

Constance La France Date: 7/5/2015 10:32:00 PM Jan, very creative and original, fun write for the contest 7 and thanks for visiting my poems, I love you . . .and Just shadows . . . Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/6/2015 3:47:00 AM Thanks Broken Wings:-) hugs Jan xx