Intense Multi Tasking

Hi there, Please take your seats, Welcome, I greet You four young ladies Applying for this Wonderful post, Call me Bill, I’m your Interviewer and host! I hope all of you enjoy Gym and exercising For you will surely get a Lot of that, I ensure and promise you That is a fact, So hope your health Is intact! You will probably Lose some weight, We’ll talk again Six months from this date! You will work twenty four seven, No seventh Heaven! It is appropriate to say that The Job Title is Manager Of Operations , You are required to multi task No weekends off, And you had better get used To the smell of carnations! “Are you serious, or are You insane, What you’re asking of Us is inhumane!” You will be expected To do overtime With no pay, “What did you say, Without pay, Wow that is just Plain cruel”. Just eat more veggies and Take vitamins for fuel, Incidentally, there is no Annual bonus, And no tea breaks, you Have to stand, bend And be constantly on the move Great stamina needed. “Truly” says one young lady “Have you checked this out with With your lawyer, Because what you’re asking of us I doubt is even legal Almost medieval!” “I think” said another “that This job sounds ridiculous, So crazy, intense.” All is quite legal said The interviewer, I I certainly know many who Do this job, And sometimes have to Look after a mob, Does not transgress Work boundaries and ethics! It requires careful Negotiation, And you face many A situation! Of course interpersonal skills Are important, but You will also experience Many thrills! “What about lunch”, Sure, when your associate Has finished theirs! By the way do you have A medical degree or a post Graduate course in the culinary Arts oh, and if you had a life, You can forget it, and as for holidays, Easter, Christmas New Year, I fear, You also have to forget! Now this is when your work levels And stress reach a peak, And nothing makes sense, It all sounds like Greek! And if I tell you that you’ll Have to work Through the night, By morning you will look a fright! Oh, and I forgot No weekends etiher, No sir, and neither, Is there an annual bonus. “That quite enough, I’m leaving” All four get up to leave, Please let me explain, millions Do the job everyday, In fact you should pray That one day you will be blessed And become a MOTHER The greatest job in the World no other Could give you such joy, Whether your baby Is a girl or a boy!