Inky-Dinkys

Inky Dinkys

Here in our family – our own vocabulary
Skizzors cut fabric – lettucini in our salads;
Flutterbies in the garden – burple for purple;
Empires on first base – the Umpire strikes back;
Alfanso Bedoya – no stickin’ badgers;
Brepfast in the morning – linner for brunch;
Jimmy blue jeans in denim – round John the virgin;
Ba-cops for dinner – don’t tell the lambies;
Grasses for glasses – born in my mother’s ami;
Compartment apartments – what could be truer;
Fork chops for dinner – headlights for bugs!
Seeing my attle – with a little switch cheese;
Two-fers see the dentists – mouse-t… on hot dogs;
Frog thick as fog – a Nole for Noel;
Ergick for Eric – Sam-a-lama for Sam;
In our remembery
An expotiton to Pineapple Lake
To ski in Swoon valley
Or surf on Mt. Rabbits;
Don’t turn on the blinklers cause I hate to get wet;
For my appletite as I tuck my snooba-does in bed
I think I'll grab the last middleman cookie
Then throw out the trash into the Oscar Can;
Now it’s a co-ink-ca-dink we understand  
But my confuser – so baffled and slightly annored,
Just can't comprehend my mercy bo-ku
As it red lines each line of this crazy whimsy
And after this verse it needs a "stay-cation!"

Really, these crazy words have been coined, and used, in my family!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020


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Date: 4/3/2020 9:27:00 AM
Congrats Sam: I like your family lingo. My hubby and I often eat linner and call it that and familiar with flutterbys. Spell check must have drove you crazy trying to put in all those words. SuZ
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Sam Kauffman
Date: 4/3/2020 11:20:00 AM
Hi Suz (love the spelling of your name - goes right along with this poem), thank you for your congratulations. Such a fun theme bringing back so many memories of family! And, yes, spell check on my "confuser" went nuts! Have a good day. Stay healthy!
Date: 3/29/2020 1:00:00 PM
CONGRATS Sam to win. In every family runs some funny words only admired and enjoyed by family members. i have also. Blessing.
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Date: 3/29/2020 5:48:00 PM
Isn't it fun to collect these wonderful family sayings! They seem to connect us in another unique way as family! Thank you for your congratulations. Blessings to you. Be well!
Date: 3/29/2020 5:40:00 AM
Dropping back with my congratulations on your win:-) Hugs Jan xx
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Date: 3/29/2020 5:56:00 PM
Hi Jan, thank you! I have to admit, you inspired me! Mercy bo-ku! Hope things are not too crazy for you now that the bridge is up! Be well! Be blessed, my friend.
Date: 3/28/2020 8:36:00 PM
Sam, congratulations on your win, your poem is great _Constance
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Date: 3/29/2020 12:25:00 PM
Hi Constance. Thank you for your congratulations. This was such a fun theme. So glad we had the opportunity to indulge in a little whimsy. And, these words that are part of our family brought back some wonderful memories! Hope you are well. Be blessed my friend.
Date: 3/27/2020 8:07:00 PM
wow, the most amazing thing is that your family actually uses all these coined words and phrases!! It must be for little kids when they can't talk very well.A few of the words seemed for that reason. GREAT job. I don't know your placement you got, but Congratulations.
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Date: 3/27/2020 8:58:00 PM
Hi again! Some of the words were coined by our kids, some by family members and many by my husband and I. They are the text of our family legends of memories! Now you have confirmation we do have a slightly crazy family that laughs a whole lot. Thank you for your congratulations! I am so grateful for all of your messages, dear friend!
Date: 3/27/2020 8:02:00 PM
Congrats, creative funstress!
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Sam Kauffman
Date: 3/28/2020 8:47:00 PM
John, your congrats are just "poi-fect!" And I sort-n-lee" am grateful for your messages and support! Mercy bo-ku!
Date: 3/27/2020 6:12:00 PM
Adored this write Sam. Congratulations! Lonna
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Date: 3/28/2020 8:48:00 PM
Hi Lonna, Thank you so much! So glad you enjoyed this fun poem.
Date: 3/27/2020 4:16:00 AM
Real fun write Sam, You seem to have a great family fun time. Hope all is well with you, for your encouragement read Isaiah 26: 20, so apt for the present. Blessings, Gordon will send a Soupmail soon.
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Date: 3/26/2020 7:20:00 AM
Don't ya just love every conversation, mercy bo-ku Sam...
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Date: 3/26/2020 11:11:00 AM
I do, Charlie. Our family has so much fun with words. Laughter seems to be our trademark. Mercy bo-ku for your visit. Always fun to hear from you! Stay healthy and be blessed!
Date: 3/26/2020 2:30:00 AM
Oh, you never Caesar to amaze me, Sam-a-lama! Your most whimsiful write in recent remembery. It's no co-ing-ca-dink that you've witted my appletite for more. Can you guess my favorite? the Umpire strikes back, of corpse! My cheeks hurt from smiling. Mercy bo-ku, and best twitches in the contest!
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Date: 3/26/2020 11:08:00 AM
I think you just wrote your entry for the contest, my fiend - ah friend! Your message is SO creative - just brought a smile to this face! I have to admit I hoped you would get a kick out of your favorite line! And, all these words really do come from our crazy family - like the zoo from the sixth day! Have a great day! Many blessings! Mercy bo-ku!
Date: 3/25/2020 7:03:00 PM
what fun phrases lol its amazing how you adopt these words into your families vocabulary and they are such fun, - we have doiders for spiders and dubbies for strawberries lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 3/26/2020 11:41:00 AM
So much fun to be inadvertent or intentional wordsmiths! These words are like urban legends bringing back so many wonderful family memories! Love your "doiders" and "dubbies!" Thank you for your message. I am grateful for your kind words. Stay healthy and be blessed!
Date: 3/25/2020 6:20:00 PM
These inky-dinkys are so cute I could pinch their cheeks! Great, Sam! :) Gershon
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Date: 3/25/2020 6:30:00 PM
Gershon, I love your comments - full of such mischief in lighter moments! These inky-dinkys are fun. I think we need to smile and laugh with each other now. How about a virtual laugh? We have been having virtual dinners, cocktail parties and family gatherings. Such a hoot! Stay healthy and safe my friend. Blessings!!
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