In the Hood

Deep in the Oklahoma woods On an oil rig we couldn't foresee Something not dropped in the snow Could be disastrous to a degree A guy I'll call "new guy", came in He'd done a "Number two" outside Thankful to get out of the cold but With an odor not to be denied Somebody asked,"What's that smell!" What then ensued was quite an uproar Ending with new guy shouting, "Oh no!" And quickly bolting out the door Here's the moral of the story I'll tell you what it's all about When you pull down hooded coveralls Never leave the hood sticking out!