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In response to Kim and Jack

The Royal limerick kingdom of Jack
Came under heavy aerial attack
Hellfire’s from a drone
Knocked Jack from his throne
And now he lies flat on his back.

But our Kim she wanted to be queen
And she done something quite mean
Got rid of Jack and Tom
With a giant limerick bomb
United Nations considered it obscene.

But others were after the crown
And wanted to take Queen Kim down 
There was limerick queen Jan
From the Royal Isle of Man
Headed to the scene for a showdown.



Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 12/14/2018 2:00:00 PM
Great one, clever limerick, Tom. Giving praise to Poetry Soup's limerick queen-Jan Well done~ Warren
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/15/2018 6:37:00 AM
Thank you Warren, hail queen Jan.
Date: 12/13/2018 10:53:00 AM
Lol Tom this was such fun to read! Smile Brenda
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Date: 12/14/2018 10:42:00 AM
Thank you Brenda , glad you enjoyed it. Tom.
Date: 12/8/2018 3:43:00 PM
Hi Tom, I agree with the other's below, this is a witty and entertaining string of limericks. I know Jack, Kim and adored this. You are very good at the limerick form:-)Alexis
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/8/2018 4:09:00 PM
Thanks Alexis, it all started when Jack read one of my limericks', he thought I was trying to oust him, then Kim picked up and wrote one and it escalated lol You'll be happy to know a truce has been declared until after Christmas lol.
Date: 12/8/2018 12:58:00 PM
LOL-very witty....I'm sure Jan appreciates it too...Have a nice weekend, Tom...Charlie
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Date: 12/8/2018 3:34:00 PM
Thanks Charlie, it was Kim who got the ball rolling lol. Hope you have a goid weekend too. Tom.
Date: 12/8/2018 9:14:00 AM
Witty and entertaining, Tom! A bit of blow-poking keeps the fire going! I'm all in favour of a truce:) Regards // paul
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/8/2018 10:34:00 AM
Glad you enjoyed the banter Paul, it the season of good will so we will surrender our pens for a few weeks lol.
Date: 12/7/2018 7:59:00 AM
Hahaha... our ladies in waiting for the showdown.Enjoyed reading this wonderful creative write. Hugs Eve
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/7/2018 8:18:00 AM
Thanks Eve, when it kicks off I'll run for the hills lol.
Date: 12/7/2018 7:41:00 AM
LOL!!! I love this!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/7/2018 7:44:00 AM
Thanks Kim, the last I heard was a truce has been called until after Christmas lol.
Date: 12/6/2018 5:17:00 PM
Like totally, Tom, ya'll rock them Limericks!! G'bye Queen Jan??? At least poop-in-nators are safe for a while...WK :=)
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/6/2018 10:03:00 PM
Thanks Wayne. Glad you enjoyed, for the moment a truce is in place but it's a fragile one lol.
Date: 12/6/2018 5:48:00 AM
OOOEEEE!!! This fun fun fun!!! Sir Thomas, you are a serious threat to my crown but I welcome the challenge!!! Bringing out the heavy artillery! Let the games begin!!!! As an aside, I decree we allow Jan the title of "queen of poop on the soup"... a separate category!!!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 12/6/2018 10:38:00 AM
I hereby declare, in this season of goodwill, that a truce be in effect until further notice!!! I love everybody!!! Happy Jack xx
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/6/2018 10:16:00 AM
Sir Jack , I second That, Jan to be queen, as its the season of goodwill we could perhaps have a truce.
Date: 12/6/2018 12:53:00 AM
You are hilarious, Tom! As usual. Wow! Fun!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/6/2018 2:15:00 AM
Thanks Caren, I think this is only the beginning lol. Tom.
Date: 12/5/2018 8:06:00 PM
G'day Tom … the cream always finds its way to the top - thanks Tom - Lindsay
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/6/2018 2:15:00 AM
It sure does Lindsay, thank you. Hope you're well. Tom.
Date: 12/5/2018 6:59:00 PM
oh what fun Tom thanks for including me in your verse I was gifted a tiara and crown and hold the title queen of poop on soup and I will never relinquish them lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/6/2018 2:13:00 AM
Thanks Jan, it all started with a Lim Kim wrote, who knows where it will end lol. Tom.
Date: 12/5/2018 5:45:00 PM
Cute tribute to all three of them, Tom!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/6/2018 2:11:00 AM
Thank you very much Andrea, Glad you enjoyed the humour. Tom.
Date: 12/5/2018 4:06:00 PM
Has WWIII started? Hahaha! I ignore it! Hope not!!! What I know though is your outstanding Limericks that for certain make you a contestant for the crown! Superbly written dear friend, Tom!!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/5/2018 4:42:00 PM
Thanks Demetrios, I'm the innocent party here , Kim thought I was after Jacks limerick crown, now everyone's joining in, it's become a free for all, I'm heading for the shelter lol. Tom.
Date: 12/5/2018 2:11:00 PM
tom, you have the right to remain silent until the sheriff handcuffs you... a bone-tickler knocking me off my socks!..huggs
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/5/2018 2:15:00 PM
No comment, Lol.
Date: 12/5/2018 2:02:00 PM
Obscene or mean, its still the scene. Does rivalry produce perfection? Aloha! Rico
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/5/2018 2:14:00 PM
Not sure on here Rico but in business it means lower prices lol
Date: 12/5/2018 11:14:00 AM
Lol! The royal treatment! Fabulous fun Tom :))) xomo!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/5/2018 11:19:00 AM
Just a bit of fun, I might have ruffled their feathers lol.
Date: 12/5/2018 11:02:00 AM
A fun read Tom..enjoyed reading it.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/5/2018 11:11:00 AM
Thanks Vijay, Kim started it lol, wrote a limerick about myself and Jack, got a feeling I've stored up a hornets nest haha. Tom
Date: 12/5/2018 11:00:00 AM
Oooh, it sounds like a showdown akin to the gunfight at the OK Corral is headed our way. Like Jan, Jack and Kim, I enjoy writing limericks. Sometimes it's nice to step away from the heavy verse and just have fun. Had some good laughs reading your limerick, Tom! Hugs, Carolyn
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/5/2018 11:13:00 AM
Kim wrote a funny one today, jack responded and I thought I'd throw a cat amongst the pigeons lol. Tom.