In Prays of Legal Tender
Preface:
Aye do attest
that poetry may not be best
to express whoosh to chest
git a lee till bitta chump change
boot an overpowering literary force
to pocket earning for a grange
(hmm...who knows maybe
formerly owned by Jessica Lange
thence might be within my financial range
even though this har chap
moo cho decades older
than college student - iz that strange?
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Half hearted GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT QUEST--- or
subtitled (IN PRAYS OF LEGAL TENDER).
Let this dog gone prime mate
ova simian sketch out
his general doggerel to free
unleashing a swiftly tale lord
of the flies - harried styled
brush stroke of strengths
me retracted claws, which might find me
barking up the wrong tree
arf find yarself cat a tonic lee taking a nap
in the land of doctor ah zee.
akin to a termite expending energy
thru wood to bore search sans income
an arduous slow book king chore
thus, i spruce quest per
my non-conformist poetic
je ne sais quois x cell lent
cover letter de jour 4u2 access and for me
to entertain as a minimum less or more
and then...whoosh into
circular filing cabinet ye will store
this non-formal reap ply,
which email will take cyberspace tour.
Pixar could nada pay enough
for this trainer of apple chomping antz
so i wonder if any chance
whisker of employment
vis a vis thru this contrived virtual toy story,
qua ratatouille poetic brew
could materialize opening virtual community chest
into a likely monopoly winning chance
such an idea generates me
to shrek out with excitement n contra dance
just in case a glimmer prospect exists
for this self anointed bard,
and one who dislikes formality
of zee mainline presents
a brief poo whet tick summation
sans technical skills,
he hopes to enhance
p'raps earn enough moolah
to sight see arc d'triumph,
Louvre, Paris France,
i offer the following poetic expression
for ye to take a glance
and help this intuitive *****sapiens income
to expand and en-hance
which byte size bit torrent humor
without use of strong arm, nor lance
might cause ye to soil pants
after misinterpreting mishmash
as twittering er
angry bird raven rants
even part time income exists
worth considering, sans positive stance
a subtle intent worth hiring 2 sway
au currant series electronic charge
and ideally affect hypnotic trance.
Copyright © Matthew Harris | Year Posted 2018
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