Implementing Chops To Acquire Self Survival

speculative fictional account courtesy yours truly interpretation impossible mission to surmount tooling topographic factors, solving quadratic equations, rubik's cube generally tantamount. Perchance yar juiced a young man or woman Aladdin on cusp of securing lass maybe born, bread and raised in the city that never sleeps and as loyal returning native son or daughter taking a tram to enjoy tasty repast with widowed momma, cuz ever since da papa passed away.... a futile attempt made to fill that void awash with more'n than half a century of wedded bliss, whereat purposelessness pervasive regarding surviving mother, who feigns happiness, regales others with showers of affection, and remains active feeding kith and kin her chosen avocation comprising, striving and succeeding to be adept within the culinary arts thru self taught trials and errors of brave taste testers, (which unwitting guinea pigs ought to get medal of honor for bravery), though her exemplary cooking reputation exceeds five star Michelin rating through meticulous and exacting measured ingredients, she glides within the kitchen howsoever upon one occasion, a fork and spoon slipped to the floor, which inexplicable gravitational alchemical phenomena fused separate pieces of cutlery into finely wrought eating implement whereupon a dead reckoning, takes shape, that "mum" might be in mortal danger from inconspicuous cooking tool, whence ya stop SnapChat tin and shutterfly as greased BuzzFeed lding lightning twittering like a bat out of hell - ya swoop down smash mouth Facebook first presaging a fatality visiting upon the head of mum (christened name Chris Anne Thumb, the last appended word linked with her diminutive size), who intently engrossed, keenly self absorbed, and rapt attentive with tasks at hand most likely oblivious to potential safety dukes of hazzard as a benevolent offspring temporarily ye take instagram reprieve, and utilize fancy footwork (incorporating song with dance routine) generating kickstarter tiktok fame yanking attention and re: turning to counterpoise vis a vis match less laws of physics, whereby toe tulle lee tubular jump starter antics applied to kindle hurly burly gnarly melded flatware serving sub bastion bach up (analogous to state of the art beet oven), which upright pedal poised pose quirky tool allows, provides and enables pulley zing leverage.