I'M the Man For the Job - In Trump's Own Words
My head’s in a swirl
So much on my plate
But I’ll give this a whirl,
To prove I’m so great.
No need to read up
On subjects galore,
Like tea from a cup
I can always drink more.
The world’s not so hard
To figure it out,
I keep up my guard
And my character flout.
Kim’s just a breeze,
Putin’s quite tough,
The former I squeeze,
The latter I bluff.
The Saudi’s are great
I know all their tricks,
To them I just state:
You break it, you fix.
Iran is a pain,
A hard one to solve,
It’s me that they blame,
Their sins to absolve.
But China’s the key,
The bane of my life
And just like a flea,
It’s nothing but strife.
When all’s said and done
I’m good at this game,
There isn’t a one
I can’t fully tame.
This all goes to show
I’m the man for the job,
While democrats crow
The election I rob.
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