I'm Spilling the Beans

I'm going to share a story
That happens to be true
Because it's sometimes good to laugh at ourselves,
I think. Don't you? 

It happened in first year high.
It was a funny scene!
I'd like to share this memory.
Yes. I'm spilling the beans...

Our science teacher was telling us
All about capillary action.
He invited us to try an experiment.
The creative challenge was quite an attraction!

So at home, I did just so...
Found a jar and paper towels, as said.
I artistically attached the beans...
But no growth? I scratched my head...

" I've done all he told us.
I never let the water dry! "
So I approached the teacher, telling him,
" They've not grown! I don't know why! "

So, on his request
I took it in to show him. 
His response was kind, was tactful
And after a long and thought filled grin,

He asked me what kind of beans I used.
" Baked .. Broad .. Kidney, with some shells to decorate. '
Then I added, ' Maybe they didn't grow
Because they are well out of date! "

Though I was proud of my ( messy ) masterpiece,
Bear in mind I was only eleven,
He had to disappear to laugh
To ask for help from heaven.

On return, he brought three beans.
He had something important to show...
" In processing, this bit gets cut off
That's why yours didn't grow. "

When he turned, I hurried off
With a face as red as rose.
My friend caught sight of me and asked,
" What are you doing with those? "

We laughed, she thought me crazy
To give it another try.
But two weeks later I informed the teacher, 
" They've grown! " With lit up eyes.

" I'm so pleased it's worked out for you. "
He replied with celebration.
Perhaps because this will be historic!
Proof of the need for education!

So. When you think you've something sussed,
All may not be as it seems.
Although this lesson's at my expense,
I'm spilling the beans!

Written 8th August 2021
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Goldsmith Avatar
September 4, 2021 at 10:24 AM
Congratulations on your win. What a cute/fun~~story/write. Glad you spilled the beans. Thanks for the laugh. Have a blessed day/weekend...............
Scragg Avatar
September 4, 2021 at 10:38 AM
You're welcome Paula. So pleased it brought cheer! Xx All the best..
Boreham Avatar
September 3, 2021 at 9:01 AM
hahahaa you spilled the beans about the beans, Funny ! Congratulations on your win :D
Scragg Avatar
September 3, 2021 at 9:27 AM
Yep! Lol (rolling laughing faces)
La France Avatar
September 2, 2021 at 3:58 PM
Natasha, wonderful and congratulations on your win in my contest ~ love and serenity _ Constance
Scragg Avatar
September 3, 2021 at 4:24 AM
Hi Constance. Thank you. Glad you enjoyed it :) warmest wishes xx
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September 1, 2021 at 2:58 PM
Love this fun story/poem Natasha, Beans Means Rhymes… Belle
Scragg Avatar
September 2, 2021 at 7:06 AM
Lol .. who needs Hienz when we've got rhymes! ;)
May Avatar
August 10, 2021 at 12:53 PM
I enjoyed your story of spilling the beans Natasha, Very nicely penned, is your soup mail on?
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August 10, 2021 at 2:01 PM
Tried it and it's says ...body: html code not allowed... Sorry haven't a clue what to do..
Scragg Avatar
August 10, 2021 at 1:53 PM
Hi glad you enjoyed ... I'm new to poetry soup so I haven't tried using soup mail yet...
James Avatar
August 10, 2021 at 3:37 AM
A story to maybe one day pass to children. Fun read Natasha and shows there are good teachers out there. Emilia : )
Scragg Avatar
August 10, 2021 at 8:55 AM
It certainly would be... It's a good way to let young ones know they aren't alone in their mistakes. :D yes there are some amazing teachers out there. There were quite a few in my second high school x
Allison Avatar
August 9, 2021 at 8:49 AM
what a witty story, thanks for spilling the beans lol:-) hugs jan xx
Scragg Avatar
August 9, 2021 at 9:43 AM
Your welcome :) thought fellow Soupers' would appreciate the laugh xx thank you Jan
Hankins Avatar
August 8, 2021 at 4:12 PM
Such a cute little story, Natasha. You had a good teacher who helped you pick up the beans!
Scragg Avatar
August 9, 2021 at 3:23 AM
Yes he was so kind in the way he handled it. Was a brilliant teacher and had a great sense of humour... Which was a great asset in this situation. Lol thanks L. Milton. :)
Poet Avatar
August 8, 2021 at 3:21 PM
Fantastic story writing/poem. I liked reading it, and several amusing fanny moments added to the attraction.
Scragg Avatar
August 9, 2021 at 3:24 AM
Thank you Lasaad. One of those, never forget moments. A funny way to learn about processing beans. :)
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