I'M Mad As Hell - In Trump's Own Words

I'm mad as hell I thought I had it in the bag But this leftie groundswell Throws in an unexpected snag. The Media blab my name Gorges on the outcome They shout it's me you have to blame To the beat of their usual drum. DeSantis isn't helping The guy needs worship at my shrine I'm the one who did the selling Kudos for his win should be all mine. As to my wife her instincts proved so wrong Dr Oz was clearly not a match For a muddled guy who simply came on strong And that unexpected win did snatch. Another curve ball in my life I'm sick and tired of all this tripe While I'm great at handling strife I so detest such lousy hype. Still today's another day My foes should know me well by now I'd suggest they start to pray As through their fields of hope I'll plow. Run I will and watch me swing I'm a winner through and through My bark and bite will sorely sting And if all fails, I'll simply sue.