I'M Getting Ready For Vacation

There's a treadmill in the corner of the room
Gathering dust, gathering dust.
I must get my fat ass on  it very soon,
Yes I must, yes I must.

This time my New Year's resolution
I won't break, I won't break.
I'll get into the rhythm and the motion
Till I ache, till I ache.

I need to drop a couple more pounds ... like fifty,
Yes I do, yes I do.
To get back into shape and looking nifty,
But forty would do, forty would do.

There's a treadmill in the corner of the room
Gathering dust, gathering dust.
I need to fit into a swimsuit real soon,
Yes I must, it's Mexico or bust.



for Carolyn's "New Year's Resolutions" contest
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Pettit Avatar
January 8, 2011 at 3:53 PM
Give it a good try, I know you can do it! As usual, very descriptive with some impressive rhyming.
Freeman Avatar
December 31, 2010 at 7:27 PM
Great joy to see you here at the top, Francine with this top honor win. Agape, Moses
Haick Avatar
December 31, 2010 at 11:47 AM
Congratulations on your great win in the contest, Francine! Happy New Year! And blessings, galore! Love, Audrey
Cwiak Avatar
December 31, 2010 at 9:10 AM
Congrats, Francine, on your win in the contest. Dan C
Onclaud Avatar
December 31, 2010 at 2:28 AM
a real treat, francine.. CONGRATS on the award! huggs, nette
Kendrick Avatar
December 30, 2010 at 5:14 PM
Congratulations on your win..Sara
Neels Avatar
December 30, 2010 at 11:57 AM
Congratulations Francine on your awesome win with this witty write.. Hope 2011 will be an inspiratioanl one ;-) Wilma
Poet Avatar
December 30, 2010 at 10:32 AM
Congrats Francine on your well deserved win.
Johnson Avatar
December 30, 2010 at 9:28 AM
Very funny and hope you make it. Nice to share honors with you. Congratulations Love, Joyce
Gorelick Avatar
December 30, 2010 at 7:47 AM
Good luck...Ive been looking at full body armour for the beach....lol..congrats. BG
Mehta Avatar
December 30, 2010 at 6:18 AM
Happy new year and congratulations on this well deserved win in the contest of Carolyn, Francine
Brown Avatar
December 30, 2010 at 5:50 AM
Congratulations Francine on your win in Carolyn Devonshire's "New Year's Resolutions". contest. Love, Carol
Mannan Avatar
December 30, 2010 at 4:28 AM
Many congratulations for this well deserved win dearest Francine. A very happy New year to you and your Family.
Devonshire Avatar
December 30, 2010 at 2:34 AM
I could hear you on the treadmill while reading this, Francine. Excellent humor! Congratulations on taking second place. Love, Carolyn
Fraser Avatar
December 20, 2010 at 2:51 PM
Kool one Francine, made me chuckle reading it. Good luck in Carolyn's contest >> James :)
Devonshire Avatar
December 20, 2010 at 1:54 PM
:) Thanks for supporting the contest, Francine. Love, Carolyn
Mehta Avatar
December 20, 2010 at 12:02 PM
Very very amusing, humorous and frolicsome innocent fun you have penned in this write on the new year's resolutions, Francine
Onclaud Avatar
December 20, 2010 at 11:48 AM
had much fun relishing this witty piece, francine... reminds me that i need to do my new year's list! best of winning streak in the contest.. huggs, nette
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