If You Then
If you cross your eyes like that
They will stay weird forever.
If you make fun of people
You won’t get Christmas gifts
If you step on a sidewalk crack
you will break your mother’s back
If you laugh at others,
you will lose your voice
If you crack your knuckles
they will turn hard as turnips
If you lie your nose will get longer
If you stay in the sun too long, you will get cancer
Okay, we might have gotten one right.
Copyright © Caren Krutsinger | Year Posted 2022
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