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If Suddenly I Were a Boy

(all in good fun, GUYS) If suddenly I were a boy, I wonder if I’d feel much joy! Well, no longer a “her,” there is one thing for sure: I would check out my new boy “toy“! For in front of the mirror I’d stand with my new apparatus in hand. I would give it a go to see how it would grow and I’m sure that its size would be grand! As a girl I have worked out a lot, so strong muscles I’ve already got. All those times in the gym would mean that as a “him,” my body should be smoking hot! I’d stand out from my head to my toes, so I’d go out and shop for new clothes. Since I know what girls love, I would have a lot of expertise that I’d want to expose! All the ladies would be calling me, for I'd know what they liked naturally. But what if my mind stayed too much a girl’s kind? Hmmmmm, a gay boy would I then be? For the Contest of frank herrera: IF I WERE A BOY__Gals~~IF I WERE A GIRL__Guys Poetry Contest

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Date: 8/29/2014 8:31:00 AM
Andrea What an amusing, hilarious, fun, creative and silly write. Had me smiling and laughing till the end. HEY !! You leave that new 'toy' alone. LOL Thank you for the great comment on my Sweet Angel poem.
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Date: 4/17/2013 1:26:00 AM
I remember watching a movie about this very topic. A boy and a girl switching bodies... safe to say they got a bit carried away with all the "new gear".. hahaha! I think you're mind would be a bit too confused to be completely straight. This was creative and silly... enjoyed!
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Date: 4/26/2012 5:13:00 AM
Oh boy, or is that girl. well well this is good your usual high standard, i must admit reading many of your poems, the diversity of your creations are outstanding. Oh and that poetic license we are allowed, i think you use yours here. oh my eyes are fading from the bright green they were, age i'm afraid. harry
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Date: 4/12/2012 4:06:00 AM
Whoa, what a write!! Mindblowing , Andrea you'd make a helluva 'Boy'!!! Congrats on a spectacular win with this awesome skillful write..huggs, gots
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Date: 4/10/2012 11:58:00 AM
Congratulations on your well deserved placement in Frank's "If I Were A Boy/Girl" contest Andrea. Love, Carol
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Date: 4/9/2012 12:28:00 PM
I'm sure Frank was rolling with this one!!! So funny you are!!!
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Date: 4/9/2012 10:08:00 AM
Fun to share # 1 with you. This was a fun contest. Love, Joyce
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Date: 4/9/2012 9:14:00 AM
congrats Andrea on another great big win for this exciting creation of role reversal luv.. always brilliant and fun..
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Date: 4/9/2012 8:46:00 AM
Shame on you Andrea but congratulations on your win in the contest. Mike
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Date: 4/9/2012 7:22:00 AM
Your Awsome!!! Congrats girl!!!
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Date: 4/9/2012 6:45:00 AM
You shouldn't be writing like this now you are a granny role model, you have to have a tin with buttons and be knitting cup cakes and things not playing with your boy toy... Congratulations love it xx
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Date: 4/3/2012 12:25:00 PM
Clever , clever as ever, AD , now also , a Super-Gran ......
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Date: 3/9/2012 10:02:00 AM
Andrea you had me laughing this morning. AWESOME piece you wrote and pure genius if you were a guy. Love the humor here. love phyl ha ha ha ha ah ha
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Date: 3/9/2012 5:13:00 AM
You have taken this contest to a whole new height, Andrea. Wow and WOW!! I would love to have been a fly on the wall when u were writing this one! ,,,this will be like the Reading Rainbow song that I can't quite get out of my head!...I will be emailing the Chastushka semifinal round some time Monday evening. You will be super impressed with the Souper's creations. I had no idea that would have turned out sooo fantastic!!..ThAnKS! ......and WoW AgAIn!..Gwendolen
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Date: 3/9/2012 12:08:00 AM
Oh boy, I really needed to read something light today so I came back here-- this was really such a HOOT and I have to say, way to go for thinking of this fun write, careful now with that boy toy, and that's really cute how you ended this! thanks for dropping by my poem, it just suddenly came rushing out of me today, will tell you why... hugs to you....
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Date: 3/7/2012 4:24:00 PM
A.D. - good fun indeed, methinks it be pure phantacy, since you sure seem to be ALL girl! ;-)
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Date: 3/7/2012 8:17:00 AM
HAHAHA I think if I woke up as a man I'd scream my head off. This is really cute Andrea. However I enjoy being a girl. Love this. Should be a winner. Good luck and thanks so much for your kind comment on my Aussie Outback Vacation. No it didn't place at all. Thanks anyway for your support. God Bless, JB
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Date: 3/7/2012 7:53:00 AM
This is a mind bender, Andrea. Good heavens! Just think if I were a girl. What a loose one I'd be. I like this poem a LOT! Love, daver
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Date: 3/6/2012 10:41:00 AM
fantabulous Andrea.. I laughed out loud reading this.. naughty but oh so nice and fun.. good luck Frank will be rolling on the floor..
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Date: 3/6/2012 1:30:00 AM
laughing out loud, andie... i knew something was going on here when i read " boy toy.." frank will love this super cool write.. huggs! :)
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Date: 3/5/2012 3:55:00 PM
This is your most hilarious yet. OMG! I could hardly get through it, it was so funny. Awsome!
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Date: 3/5/2012 2:23:00 PM
LOL, had a good chuckle at this one, especially the last line!
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Date: 3/5/2012 12:57:00 PM
I'm smiling and chuckling big style here Utah Babe. You written a fantastical witty Limerick, as they should be. Good luck in the contest by Frank. I love it :) :)
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Date: 3/5/2012 6:00:00 AM
I enjoyed reading your absolutely amazing piece of poetry today Andrea. I hope this new week ahead proves fruitful to you within your life and in your poetry also. Love, Carol
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Date: 3/5/2012 1:32:00 AM
Ha, ha, ha! I love it Andrea. But, I have never fantasized to be a boy so, pardon me I can't do it. I missed you and PS for several days. Love Dalila
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