If Only They'D Known - In Nancy Pelosi's Own Words

Can't stand the man Despise his sight I hate him so With all my might. In all my years Can't recall a time I had to deal With such vile slime. A puffed up despot A vain buffoon His very sight Spells doom and gloom. My only solace My one salvation Ice cream for dinner Enough to face the nation. The sugar rush That silken taste Tempers my moods If not my waist. What do I care Why should I cease When I’ve revealed Trump is morbidly obese. I told the world Made it quite clear His health in mind And not a smear. The truth quite harsh Sometimes it hurts He needs cut down McDonalds and desserts. But not long now Elections close Watching with glee Trump thrashing in death throws. Joe's on the cusp If only he knew But with creeping dementia He hasn't a clue. So my plan's now enacted All scheming and guile To get rid of both And rule with a smile. I've earned it for sure Endured with such class Folks never guessed I was such pure bad-a**.