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I Want My Milk and Cookies

Old Santa just stared at the plate and muttered, “Oh, man, this I hate. Yuck! Carrots and health drink! Do these crazy folks think a rabbit brings gifts on this date? Date: November 25, 2019 Contest Title: Holiday Themed Limerick Placed 2nd Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

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Connie Marcum Wong
Date: 12/14/2019 4:39:00 PM
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Very good Janice. This reminds me of a friend who hands out toothbrushes on Halloween. What kid wants that! Congratulations on your win! Mele Kalikimaka! xxoo
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 12/14/2019 10:28:00 PM
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THANKS so much, Connie. Janice
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Cecilia Macfarlane
Date: 12/5/2019 4:10:00 PM
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Congrats Janice on your delightful limerick. Hugs
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 12/6/2019 6:54:00 AM
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Thanks so much, Cecelia. Janice
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 12/4/2019 5:34:00 PM
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One of my favorites on the winner list. Congrats for your win.
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 12/4/2019 8:53:00 PM
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Thanks a million, Andrea! Janice
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 12/4/2019 9:24:00 AM
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A delightful lim, Janice, and most worthy of the win! Honored to share 2d place with you. Thanks for your kind comment re my win and best to you as you continue your poetical journey - Bob
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 12/4/2019 10:10:00 AM
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Thank so much, Robert! Janice
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Na Na
Date: 12/3/2019 8:44:00 PM
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Congrats on your winning poem Janice
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 12/4/2019 8:29:00 AM
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Thanks so much, Gregory! Janice
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 12/3/2019 8:07:00 PM
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Janice, congratulations on your winning placement with your clever and fun limerick!
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 12/4/2019 8:30:00 AM
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THANK YOU, Tania, for sponsoring the contest and for my win! Janice
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 12/2/2019 5:11:00 PM
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Hello Janice ... by the look of Santa, he needs to eat carrots and drink healthy to get some of that weight off. Quite witty Janice - Lindsay
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 12/2/2019 7:19:00 PM
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Thanks, Lindsay. Janice
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 11/29/2019 1:36:00 PM
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Excellent one for the contest, Janice!
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 11/29/2019 1:56:00 PM
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Thanks so much, Andrea. Janice
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Bette Bavington
Date: 11/29/2019 12:58:00 PM
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Love it. Santa isn't on a diet. I know Santa. Rabbits don't deliver your presents. Lol.
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 11/29/2019 1:10:00 PM
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Thanks, Bette. Janice
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 11/29/2019 9:44:00 AM
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Ha ha! Poor Santa.
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 11/29/2019 10:38:00 AM
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Thanks, Richard! :-)
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 11/26/2019 3:47:00 PM
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Clever girl! Well done! Good luck! Aloha! Rico
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 11/26/2019 5:57:00 PM
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Thanks so much, Rico. Janice
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Chris Green
Date: 11/26/2019 9:40:00 AM
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That really made me laugh. That ending line caught me totally off guard and was funny as can be. Best wishes in the contest Janice.
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 11/26/2019 12:54:00 PM
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Thanks so much, Chris. Janice
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Vijay Pandit
Date: 11/26/2019 6:46:00 AM
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That is awesome funny--enjoyed the humor Janice.
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 11/26/2019 8:17:00 AM
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Thanks so much, Vijay. Janice
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Jenish Somadas
Date: 11/25/2019 10:58:00 PM
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lol.. Thatz funny and reality.. Good one..
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 11/26/2019 6:22:00 AM
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Thanks so much, Jenish. Janice
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Ann Foster
Date: 11/25/2019 6:27:00 PM
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Easter Bunny, wrong holiday...hehe... cookies are the best. Wonderful story.. hehe.. excellent write. Ann
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 11/25/2019 8:40:00 PM
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Thanks so much, Ann! :-) Janice

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