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I Still Ain'T Read the Fine Print

I still ain’t read the fine print


As I stand holding her bag,
listening to insipid music
battle the rattling chatter
of shopping cart wheels,
at these times I know
“I really should’a read the fine print”.

While waiting, “patiently” at the door
as she continues the “never ending story”
complete with “flashback scenes”
added by her six sisters – I know
“I really should’a read the fine print”.

Standing in the delivery room
while she underwent a “C” section delivery,
seeing “that” look on her face
as the Doctor handed the baby – to me
“I really should’a read the fine print”.

When I asked her “what do you want for your birthday”
and she said --- “Nothing.”
So I got her what she wanted ---- Nothing!!!
“I really should’a read the fine print”.

On those all too often occasions
when she said “Oh, you don’t have to go.”
And I didn’t – I now know
“I really should’a read the fine print”.

It’s been nearly forty years.
I’m still holding bags,
waiting patiently in doorways
getting her what she wants for her birthday
going fishing when she says: “Oh, you don’t have to go.”

Damn!   After all these years…….
“I still ain’t read the fine print”.


John G. Lawless
4/11/2016
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Laurie Avatar
April 11, 2016 at 8:56 PM
G'day John ... a fine piece of humour stating the obvious where the fine print does not have to be written but remembered - thank you - Lindsay
Lawless Avatar
April 11, 2016 at 9:19 PM
thanks Laurie, sometimes it is necessary to state the obvious and for obvious reasons.....men ain't to bright on occasion...
Turner Avatar
April 11, 2016 at 5:51 PM
John, I really love the humor. I'm sure every bit is the truth. Good luck. Peace my friend:)
Lawless Avatar
April 11, 2016 at 9:18 PM
Glad you enjoyed it Daniel it is always nice to know that I made someone smile.
Chircop Avatar
April 11, 2016 at 4:49 PM
: ) Loved this ...But my favourite one is - When you asked her what She wants for her birthday and She said nothing... Oh yes you should have read the fine print : )... Women love surprises..even little ones will do, so next time do not ask. .. Just go and buy her a small surprise gift... : ).. Oh hubby do this many times at my birthday. He asks me what I want, or worse He tells me -Go buy something nice for yr birthday.. He needs to read the fine line ,lol : ). Lovely fun poem.
Lawless Avatar
April 11, 2016 at 9:17 PM
Well Charmaine she was quite surprised!!! glad you enjoyed the poem
Allison Avatar
April 11, 2016 at 4:08 PM
Hilarious write John:-) Shame you can't enter it in the contest lol:-) hugs jan xx7
Lawless Avatar
April 11, 2016 at 9:15 PM
I thought of disguising it with a mustache .... nay...maybe glasses with a nose....
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