I paid no heed to the call of the sirenS

I paid no heed to the call of the siren(s) where amble lances hurled with the might of off fish hull seductress dances setting figurative stage to take a bite from canoodling beastie boy best eaten alive or just after freshly being killed. oblivious to the ramifications courtesy the deafening ear splitting sound, nor mindful of the devastating emotional fallout lurking within outer limits of dark shadows ineluctably drawn into penile pacification, yours truly surrendered to the atavistic call of the wild. heedless where "still thelassic waters run deep," I set the prow of skiff christened Matthew Scott Harris unbeknownst of the shark and piranha infested waters far from the pseudo sanctuary of safety (way out of eyesight and earshot of being rescued) forsook being availed from self destruction courtesy the rocky shoal littered with the detritus flotsam, and jetsam of lovely bones devoid of flesh tell·tale sign of ferocious, malicious, and vicious maneaters particularly satiating young stud muffins buffed in the prime of their life although if slim pickings occur even old Norwegian Bachelor spinning yarns about fictitious town of Lake Woebegone, Minnesota 'where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average.' Rather, I succumbed to primal urge head over heels far as the eye could see barenaked ladies blindsided yours truly into a false sense of security, where nymphs cavorted, sported and particularly exhorted me to forego sense and sensibility and to screw rationality, where misfortune signaled my demise. I insouciantly ignored a sixth sense warning me against further trespass, nevertheless overpowering temptation for carnal desire (read a strong longing for physical or sexual pleasure this despite being a married male, albeit celibacy gripped gonad - quizzically hardening prickliness into test easy rider of decadence feeling conflict against sacrosanct pledged troth vows upended The vows: "I, ___, take thee, ___, to be my wedded wife/husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better, for worse, for none the richer, for none the poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do us part, according to God's holy ordinance; and thereto I pledge thee my faith" entreating, kickstarting, and readily zapping sacrilegious oath) dwindling horniness linkedin pacified tactile x-rated zeal to the point where eunuch horns trumpet voice of a castrato, a male singer who castrated before puberty since taking prescription medication to quell generalized and performance anxiety, especially when premature ejaculation compromised potential orgasmic climax immediately tempering hormonal secretion by dick tat videre licet limp libido superseded voyaging into dangerfield strewn with deadly landmines.