I Need a Bailout

I need a bailout, maybe a billion or two, just something small to hold me, until I figure out what to do. My jet needs a washing, my Hummer needs new paint, and if the kids don't stop spending, I think I just might faint. The pool needs to be covered, since the leaves are piling up, the gardner says he's leaving, I don't pay him enough. The cook, and all her helpers, say they'll walk the picket line, if they don't get more perks, they are ready to carry a sign. I need the money, and I need it fast, Vegas is waiting, please give me the cash. ,