I Have Not Had My Coffee Yet

I have not had my coffee yet. Get out of the way, my little pet. Stay down, out of sight, behind the couch, And do not make a peep, and better crouch. You know how I get when a noise or a peep wakes me from a well-earned, down-deep sleep. Do not talk to me. Or look at me. Better erase yourself completely. I am in the shut-up mood, and doing it un-sweetly. My hair is awful, and my mood is worse. Where is my stupid bright orange purse? I have not had my coffee yet, can anyone tell? Where are you going? Full blast, and pell mell…. My mind has not truly fully clicked, But I am ready to put up my dukes. Where would you like to be hit? Even the dog has disappeared. Cowering in a corner, fully feared. I have not had my coffee yet.