I Got Arrested Further Developments Await

I got arrested!... further developments await... By gravity said law linkedin with physics stating that a body at rest will remain thus unless otherwise acted upon by an external force, hence I cannot wrest motion from inert human matter regarding nearly lifeless entity concerning how aye barely breathe heavily weighed down with lugubriousness easily crushing this seventy two inch rusty, cowardly, creaky... complex corporeal edifice, thus resigning myself watching flight of bumblebee hopscotching from one clover plant to another wondrous winged warrior unphased by human "rat race" higglety pigglety, pell mell, helter skelter, how grand living off the grid venerating native flora and fauna simply engrossed with daily tasks solely attending basic inalienable rights life, liberty, pursuit of happiness keeping stereotypical roles intact males species pact schedule hunting in tandem with brotherly comrades females tending hearth and home tendering, safeguarding, nesting... homeschooling offspring supervising fledgling, the latter gingerly venturing tentatively into parts unknown unfamiliar territory brimming trained instincts detect danger, nonetheless plod along blueprinted genetically inherent migratory paths guides where uncertainty looms within wide whirring web invoking, feigning camouflage, or mimicking ("FAKE") simulating another organism.