How My Family Has Voted Over the Years

My great-grandfather had amassed extensive knowledge.
If anyone knew politics, he was the man.
He was a graduate of an Ivy League college.
He was a three-time supporter of William Jennings Bryan.

My grandfather continued the family legacy.
I had to consider him knowledgeable among men.
He closely followed domestic and foreign policy.
He voted for the likes of Al Smith and Alf Landon.

My father was quite interested in politics also.
The old man firmly believed in a stable world order.
It seemed there was not a thing he did not know.
His votes went to Adlai Stevenson and Barry Goldwater.

I had an uncle who knew all about politics.
In his lifetime, there was much money he would earn.
He was aware of all the angles and the tricks.
He supported candidates Hubert Humphrey and George McGovern.

I have a cousin who thinks he knows it all.
Great political knowledge is what he claims to possess.
He believes that in this world, he stands quite tall.
He cast his ballots for Bob Dole and Mike Dukakis.

With the candidate to receive my vote, I am not certain.
I am the middle ground between the hawk and the dove.
When I step inside the machine and close the curtain,
I will pull the lever that says “none of the above”.

Submitted to PoetrySoup February 27, 2011
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Dietrich Avatar
March 8, 2011 at 12:02 AM
hahaha, i was waiting at the end to see how you voted. what a letdown. But at least it was funny! (too bad they don't actually GIVE us that choice,and that each time we vote none of the above, the vote goes automatically to Mickey Mouse or something. Good win. congratulations.
Brown Avatar
March 7, 2011 at 12:18 PM
Congratulations on your winning poem in John Heck's "Hey...Mr. Editor" contest Robert. Love, Carol
K. Avatar
March 7, 2011 at 5:28 AM
Hi Robert, it sure is so nice to see you name among John's winners with this very witty piece :) way to go for you!
Freeman Avatar
March 6, 2011 at 6:22 PM
Beautiful job Robert . Good to see your honored poem's success in the contest.
Richards Avatar
March 6, 2011 at 4:34 PM
This made me laugh!! Exactly what I would do...that last line says mountains!! Hooray for you!!
Devonshire Avatar
March 6, 2011 at 3:22 PM
LOL I can relate to this, Robert. I don't usually vote for the winner. Congratulations on your success in the contest. Best wishes, Carolyn
Haick Avatar
March 6, 2011 at 3:09 PM
Congratulations on your fine win in John's Contest, Robert. Annalise
Sweetheart Avatar
March 6, 2011 at 12:53 PM
Congrats Robert on your stupendous win with an HM in John's contest luv.. enjoy your very special honor for excellent work...
Golden Avatar
February 27, 2011 at 5:02 PM
Clever write, Robert! :o)
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