Honeymoon Blues Collaboration

Two young newlyweds Samantha and Ray On honeymoon went camping to the Bay But as they were rocking Strong winds came a knocking And left them nude as their tent blew away Both were red faced and on the ground they lay Whilst other campers looked on in dismay All their clothes had gone too Their language was quite blue And their naughty bits were now on display Tom Cunningham Their naked display was quite crushing Poor Samantha's crying and blushing She gave Ray merry hell Should have booked a hotel To the divorce courts she went rushing! Jan Allison With sound of music the bay came alive Coming from the tent of the groom and bride The campers grew merry Toasting them with Sherry And split their sides at the sight of bare hides. Samantha and Ray now both rue the day They consummated their love on the bay When reaching heady height Their tent took off in flight With campers singing “I did it my way.” The couple packed up immediately Both feeling loss of credibility The campers they all clapped Patting them on their backs Saying "wish we'd got your agility." Belle Bellevue Naughty bits now in the open and free Samantha and Ray saw a buzzing bee The bee chose to hover Too late they sought cover so Samantha and Ray hastened to flee Linda Fowler They got up and ran to a nearby bush Tried to cover up with leaves in a rush The leaves flew everywhere Causing them to stay bare She blamed him for everything,he said hush. Alexis Y. Samantha sure made quite a noise Old Ray was so proud of his boys Before the winds came Ray captured her flame That blue pill had maintained his poise Mark Koplin Ray moved away and now lives in Shanghai Samantha's married to some other guy He said, "Sam, let's go tenting." She snarled and started venting He's got two broken teeth and a black eye Jenna Logan Then they screamed, “Please don’t stand there and stare! Don’t you have extra clothes you could spare?” They said, “We surely do! We’ll go get them for you” while the newlyweds hovered there bare. Soon they tossed the young couple a sack. “Have some lace tutus, bright red and black,” the man chuckled and said. “Son, when I wear the red, sexy fun, me and wifey don’t lack!” Janice Canerdy Then these two in the prime of their youth met a friendly old nudist named Ruth who suggested they try her colony nearby they still live there - it's the naked truth! John Watt Young Honeymooners due to strong winds became talk of town, Were confused whether they should stand up or lie down they had been stripped of their passion Samantha and Ray, looked for some compassion Samantha smacked Ray's cheek, she wore only a frown. But the couple manged to salvage a blanket and hat, Samantha whipped the blanket ,Ray smacked the hat flat On his ding a ling, they ran to their car, Which was unfortunately desperately far Their bare bums have become a regular dinner time chat Jennifer Proxenos This is a collaboration so everyone is welcome to Soupmail me a limerick Written 11th January 2021.