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Two young newlyweds Samantha and Ray
On honeymoon went camping to the Bay
But as they were rocking
Strong winds came a knocking
And left them nude as their tent blew away

Both were red faced and on the ground they lay
Whilst other campers looked on in dismay
All their clothes had gone too
Their language was quite blue
And their naughty bits were now on display

Tom Cunningham 

Their naked display was quite crushing
Poor Samantha's crying and blushing
She gave Ray merry hell
Should have booked a hotel
To the divorce courts she went rushing!

Jan Allison 

With sound of music the bay came alive
Coming from the tent of the groom and bride
The campers grew merry
Toasting them with Sherry
And split their sides at the sight of bare hides.

Samantha and Ray now both rue the day
They consummated their love on the bay
When reaching heady height
Their tent took off in flight
With campers singing “I did it my way.”

The couple packed up immediately
Both feeling loss of credibility
The campers they all clapped
Patting them on their backs
Saying "wish we'd got your agility."

Belle Bellevue

Naughty bits now in the open and free
Samantha and Ray saw a buzzing bee
The bee chose to hover
Too late they sought cover
so Samantha and Ray hastened to flee

Linda Fowler

They got up and ran to a nearby bush
Tried to cover up with leaves in a rush
The leaves flew everywhere
Causing them to stay bare
She blamed him for everything,he said hush. 

Alexis Y. 

Samantha sure made quite a noise
Old Ray was so proud of his boys
Before the winds came
Ray captured her flame
That blue pill had maintained his poise

Mark Koplin

Ray moved away and now lives in Shanghai
Samantha's married to some other guy
He said, "Sam, let's go tenting."
She snarled and started venting
He's got two broken teeth and a black eye

Jenna Logan


Then they screamed, “Please don’t stand there and stare!
Don’t you have extra clothes you could spare?”
They said, “We surely do!
We’ll go get them for you”
while the newlyweds hovered there bare.

Soon they tossed the young couple a sack.
“Have some lace tutus, bright red and black,”
the man chuckled and said.
“Son, when I wear the red,
sexy fun, me and wifey don’t lack!”

Janice Canerdy


Then these two in the prime of their youth
met a friendly old nudist named Ruth
who suggested they try
her colony nearby
they still live there - it's the naked truth!

John Watt


Young Honeymooners due to strong winds became talk of town,
Were confused whether they should stand up or lie down
they had been stripped of their passion
Samantha and Ray, looked for some compassion
Samantha smacked Ray's cheek, she wore only a frown.

But the couple manged to salvage a blanket and hat,
Samantha whipped the blanket ,Ray smacked the hat flat
On his ding a ling, they ran to their car,
Which was unfortunately desperately far
Their bare bums have become a regular dinner time chat

Jennifer Proxenos

This is a collaboration so everyone is welcome to Soupmail me a limerick 


Written 11th January 2021.
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