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Homework Howlers

Here's some homework howlers, By hilarious pupil terrors, "An octopus has eight testicles." Did I read that with my spectacles? "Mozart sailed to Vietnam." For how long? Why is there a clavichord in the Mekong? "Rome is now in Africa." Do tell, Didn't you learn map-reading too well? "Mummy and Daddy's fave place is bed." Do your parents really want this read? Are these mud-coloured glasses, or what? How did I survive teaching this lot? It's hard to take them too serious, Homework howlers, hilarious!

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