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Holiday Limericks

Fran was finishing her spooky décor when suddenly a loud knock at the door she quickly peeked out and let out a shout As Frankestein was outside knocking more Our fat, Thanksgiving turkey somehow knew On his last day, He jumped the coop and flew As a twenty-five-pound bird his quick escape seemed absurd For Thanksgiving, we'll be having some stew There was a tiny elf named Kringle He was known to hide well then jingle He hid so well in the tree Was stuck in the lights, couldn't flee Now all he could he do was tingle

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Date: 6/25/2023 12:46:00 PM
what wonderful seasonal limericks Tania, a joy to read, thanks for the smiles and friendship:-) hugs Jan xx
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 6/25/2023 1:06:00 PM
Jan, thank you, I appreciate you reading and commenting on my poems, hugs!
Date: 10/26/2022 4:21:00 AM
Fantastic Limericks, Tania. Enjoyed the humor!
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 10/26/2022 1:54:00 PM
Charlie, thank you!
Date: 10/24/2022 3:59:00 PM
Love your Limericks Tania I liked the turkey one the most lol. Smart bird he was... Have a nice evening and thank you for sharing...
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 10/24/2022 6:36:00 PM
Michael, thank you!
Date: 10/24/2022 3:44:00 AM
Tania, all three limericks are wonderful.
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Victor Buhagiar
Date: 10/24/2022 4:02:00 AM
Do read my latest poem. It has been well received.
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 10/24/2022 3:48:00 AM
Victor, thank you, I edited a few. Thanks for your visit!

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