Holiday Limericks

Fran was finishing her spooky décor
when suddenly a loud knock at the door
she quickly peeked out
and let out a shout
As Frankestein was outside knocking more

Our fat, Thanksgiving turkey somehow knew
On his last day, He jumped the coop and flew
As a twenty-five-pound bird
his quick escape seemed absurd
For Thanksgiving, we'll be having some stew

There was a tiny elf named Kringle
He was known to hide well then jingle
He hid so well in the tree
Was stuck in the lights, couldn't flee
Now all he could he do was tingle
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Allison Avatar
June 25, 2023 at 12:46 PM
what wonderful seasonal limericks Tania, a joy to read, thanks for the smiles and friendship:-) hugs Jan xx
Kitchin Avatar
June 25, 2023 at 1:06 PM
Jan, thank you, I appreciate you reading and commenting on my poems, hugs!
Messina Avatar
October 26, 2022 at 4:21 AM
Fantastic Limericks, Tania. Enjoyed the humor!
Kitchin Avatar
October 26, 2022 at 1:54 PM
Charlie, thank you!
Tor Avatar
October 24, 2022 at 3:59 PM
Love your Limericks Tania I liked the turkey one the most lol. Smart bird he was... Have a nice evening and thank you for sharing...
Kitchin Avatar
October 24, 2022 at 6:36 PM
Michael, thank you!
Buhagiar Avatar
October 24, 2022 at 3:44 AM
Tania, all three limericks are wonderful.
Buhagiar Avatar
October 24, 2022 at 4:02 AM
Do read my latest poem. It has been well received.
Kitchin Avatar
October 24, 2022 at 3:48 AM
Victor, thank you, I edited a few. Thanks for your visit!
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