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His Gift It Needed a Lift - Bawdy Limerick

A Chinese man called Tu Hung lo His todger he tied with a bow Much to his surprise His girlfriend just cries ‘That present, I don’t want to know!’ 11/4/18

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Terry Flood

Date: 11/13/2018 5:02:00 PM

Like it, Jan. might even let a few of my own innuendous efforts loose on society. And, yes... I think I might have conveniently invented ‘innuendous’.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2018 5:17:00 PM

I love clever innuendos lol:-) i have part 2 scribbled down somewhere safe, so safe i cant locate it at the moment lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 11/10/2018 5:09:00 PM

Ha ha Jan … that's what she's telling us - thank you Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2018 5:15:00 PM

Lol lindsay:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 11/9/2018 3:12:00 PM

Ha ha ha, another good one

Jan Allison
Date: 11/13/2018 5:15:00 PM

Thanks Jack:-) Hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/5/2018 5:43:00 PM

HA. Good one as usual, Jan. You Brits and todgers. I never even knew of that word until I met you!!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/9/2018 4:24:00 PM

Just think how you would be missing out if I'd never picked up my pen lol:-) thanks my lovely friend across the (s)miles :-) Hugs Jan xx

John Michaels

Date: 11/5/2018 2:12:00 PM

Coming back to the Soup after a break and I knew my first stop would be a "Jan" limerick... and you sure didn't disappoint. Unlike poor Tu Hung Lo. ;). Thanks for the chuckle - you inspired me, so please check out my new limerick "If you could bottle it..." All the best, John!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/9/2018 4:22:00 PM

I'm delighted I inspired you to write john:-) Hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 11/5/2018 9:02:00 AM

Maybe she was Tu Yung Tu. :) Funny Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/9/2018 4:18:00 PM

Good one Chris, I love the word play with made up names, one of my faves was Sum ting Wong in a poem I wrote some years ago:-) Hugs Jan xx

John Lawless

Date: 11/5/2018 7:28:00 AM

Perhaps she should do what turkeys do ....close your eyes and think about swans....

Jan Allison
Date: 11/9/2018 4:16:00 PM

Lol john:-) Hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 11/5/2018 3:43:00 AM

LOL story of my ife!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/5/2018 5:38:00 AM

You do make me smile! Hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 11/4/2018 11:54:00 PM

Tung ho went about it the wong way for sure lol.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/5/2018 5:37:00 AM

Lol tom:-) Hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 11/4/2018 11:51:00 PM

- We all need a lift .... both here and there - Many thanks for a smile :) - Best wishes for a lovely new week, Jan :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 11/5/2018 5:36:00 AM

Love your comment anne-lise:-) Hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 11/4/2018 8:19:00 PM

Shouldn't that be "ex-girlfriend"? Obviously not from Hong Kong where a girl must close her eyes and think of England….. Mahalo for the laugh! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 11/5/2018 5:35:00 AM

Lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 11/4/2018 5:08:00 PM

His cousin Kand Fin Ho was heard... You must treat her like a small bird... feed only fresh nuts... then watch how she struts... but watch on top head for big turds

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 11/4/2018 11:51:00 PM

:)))

Jan Allison
Date: 11/4/2018 5:15:00 PM

Ha ha ha very funny tim:-) Hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 11/4/2018 5:07:00 PM

Ha ha, thanks for the laugh Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/4/2018 5:14:00 PM

My pleasure Tania:-) Hugs Jan xx