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High Heel Disaster

I saw a prostitute walking at night,
With high heels, ten inches, oh what a fright;

She lost her balance, crashing,
And her goods she was flashing,

Watching her get up was really a sight.

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February 18, 2016

Poetry/Limerick/High Heel Disaster
Copyright Protected, ID 16-759-173-0
All Rights Reserved.  Written under Pseudonym.

For the contest, Limerick Contest II- For Fun
sponsor, Jan Allison

First Place

Copyright © Constance La France | Year Posted 2016

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Poet Destroyer A Date: 3/15/2016 12:10:00 AM Fun read Broken, Congrats on your limerick win. Luv ~LINDA~ Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 3/15/2016 9:02:00 AM Linda, thanks for the congrats and the luv ~

Suzanne Delaney Date: 3/8/2016 12:16:00 AM Congrats. I knew this would be a winner. SuZ Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 3/8/2016 7:37:00 AM Suzanne, thanks so much visiting with the congrats !

Beautiful Scars Date: 3/7/2016 8:29:00 AM Broken Wings,congrats on your well deserved top placement in the contest :)-luloo Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 3/7/2016 8:01:00 PM Laura, thanks for visiting with the congrats and compliment !

Teddy Kimathi Date: 3/7/2016 5:24:00 AM Hi BW!! Congrats for your awesome, first placement in the contest!!! ;-) Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 3/7/2016 6:16:00 AM Teddy, thanks for visiting with the awesome and congrats !

Stephen Pennell Date: 3/7/2016 2:18:00 AM lol made me smile congrats Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 3/7/2016 6:20:00 AM Stephen, thanks for visiting my limerick with congrats !

Brian Mcclain Date: 3/6/2016 9:40:00 PM Hi Broken Wings, Top of the podium again--nice job, congrats. And what a fun, funny poem! Cheers, Brian Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 3/6/2016 10:10:00 PM Thanks Brian for visiting and the congrats...

Sathya Babu Date: 3/6/2016 9:07:00 PM LOL........a very nice write...Many congrats on this WIN :-) Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 3/6/2016 9:17:00 PM Sath, thanks for visiting with the compliment and the congrats ~

Eve Roper Date: 3/6/2016 8:06:00 PM haha... I couldn't even make it one inch heels :) nice write, Broken Wing, congratulations on your limerick win a 7 :) Hugs Eve Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 3/6/2016 8:09:00 PM Eve, thanks for visiting with the congrats, appreciate !

Susan Gentry Date: 3/6/2016 7:48:00 PM Congratulations on your win! Cute! :) Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 3/6/2016 8:04:00 PM Susan, thanks for visiting with the congratulations !

Sarita Milliner Date: 3/6/2016 7:29:00 PM Nice one!! Congrats on the win!! Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 3/6/2016 7:32:00 PM Sarita, thanks so much for the congrats !

Andrea Dietrich Date: 3/6/2016 7:19:00 PM GREAT win for a really cute one. Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 3/6/2016 7:30:00 PM Andrea, thanks for the great, appreciate !

Janice Canerdy Date: 3/6/2016 7:17:00 PM Congratulations on your win! Janice Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 3/6/2016 7:25:00 PM Janice, thanks so much for visiting with congratulations !

Barbara Gorelick Date: 3/6/2016 6:13:00 PM d I knew this would be a winner. Congrats. BG Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 3/6/2016 7:10:00 PM Barbara, thanks so much for the congrats !

Jan Allison Date: 3/6/2016 5:49:00 PM Many congrats on your win - I was VERY surprised when I saw you had written this little gem lol:-) hugs jan xx Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 3/6/2016 7:15:00 PM Jan, thanks so much for the great contest, and for my wonderful placement, yeah I know, a little out of character for me !

Suzanne Delaney Date: 2/20/2016 7:56:00 PM Another occupational hazard lol...flashing the goods for free LOL too funny. A big winner, SuZ Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 2/21/2016 12:49:00 PM SuZ, thanks for much for visiting and finding the humour, appreciate !

James Inman Date: 2/19/2016 3:47:00 PM I'll probably never write a limerick, BW, but yours paints a humorous picture. Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 2/19/2016 5:34:00 PM James, thanks for visiting and finding the humour, this actually happened....

White Sage Date: 2/19/2016 5:10:00 AM wow, that's an amusing piece there BW...nice write Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 2/19/2016 9:21:00 AM Sage, thanks for visiting and for finding the humour, gosh the girl in my image has beautiful legs . . .

Dr. Upma A. Sharma Date: 2/19/2016 1:38:00 AM Pure humor broken.. best wishes! Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 2/19/2016 2:34:00 AM Upma, thanks for visiting my limerick, but I did see this happen and it was funny at the time ~

Barbara Gorelick Date: 2/18/2016 7:14:00 PM Good one! I laughing. Bg Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 2/19/2016 2:34:00 AM Barbara, thanks for visiting, happy you like it ~

Nathan D. Date: 2/18/2016 7:02:00 PM that is pretty funny goodluck in contest Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 2/19/2016 2:35:00 AM Nathan thanks for visiting my limerick with the funny !

Andrea Dietrich Date: 2/18/2016 6:27:00 PM very cute, Constance. ME LIKEY Login to Reply Constance La France Date: 2/19/2016 2:36:00 AM Andrea, thanks for the cute and the likey !