Constance La France Poet Limerick

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High Heel Disaster

I saw a prostitute walking at night,
With high heels, ten inches, oh what a fright;

She lost her balance, crashing,
And her goods she was flashing,

Watching her get up was really a sight.

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February 18, 2016

Poetry/Limerick/High Heel Disaster
Copyright Protected, ID 16-759-173-0
All Rights Reserved.  Written under Pseudonym.

For the contest, Limerick Contest II- For Fun
sponsor, Jan Allison

First Place

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Poet Destroyer A March 15, 2016 at 12:10 AM Fun read Broken, Congrats on your limerick win. Luv ~LINDA~ Constance La France March 15, 2016 at 9:02 AM Linda, thanks for the congrats and the luv ~

Suzanne Delaney March 8, 2016 at 12:16 AM Congrats. I knew this would be a winner. SuZ Constance La France March 8, 2016 at 7:37 AM Suzanne, thanks so much visiting with the congrats !

Beautiful Scars March 7, 2016 at 8:29 AM Broken Wings,congrats on your well deserved top placement in the contest :)-luloo Constance La France March 7, 2016 at 8:01 PM Laura, thanks for visiting with the congrats and compliment !

Teddy Kimathi March 7, 2016 at 5:24 AM Hi BW!! Congrats for your awesome, first placement in the contest!!! ;-) Constance La France March 7, 2016 at 6:16 AM Teddy, thanks for visiting with the awesome and congrats !

Stephen Pennell March 7, 2016 at 2:18 AM lol made me smile congrats Constance La France March 7, 2016 at 6:20 AM Stephen, thanks for visiting my limerick with congrats !

Brian Mcclain March 6, 2016 at 9:40 PM Hi Broken Wings, Top of the podium again--nice job, congrats. And what a fun, funny poem! Cheers, Brian Constance La France March 6, 2016 at 10:10 PM Thanks Brian for visiting and the congrats...

Sathya Babu March 6, 2016 at 9:07 PM LOL........a very nice write...Many congrats on this WIN :-) Constance La France March 6, 2016 at 9:17 PM Sath, thanks for visiting with the compliment and the congrats ~

Eve Roper March 6, 2016 at 8:06 PM haha... I couldn't even make it one inch heels :) nice write, Broken Wing, congratulations on your limerick win a 7 :) Hugs Eve Constance La France March 6, 2016 at 8:09 PM Eve, thanks for visiting with the congrats, appreciate !

Susan Gentry March 6, 2016 at 7:48 PM Congratulations on your win! Cute! :) Constance La France March 6, 2016 at 8:04 PM Susan, thanks for visiting with the congratulations !

Sarita Milliner March 6, 2016 at 7:29 PM Nice one!! Congrats on the win!! Constance La France March 6, 2016 at 7:32 PM Sarita, thanks so much for the congrats !

Andrea Dietrich March 6, 2016 at 7:19 PM GREAT win for a really cute one. Constance La France March 6, 2016 at 7:30 PM Andrea, thanks for the great, appreciate !

Janice Canerdy March 6, 2016 at 7:17 PM Congratulations on your win! Janice Constance La France March 6, 2016 at 7:25 PM Janice, thanks so much for visiting with congratulations !

Barbara Gorelick March 6, 2016 at 6:13 PM d I knew this would be a winner. Congrats. BG Constance La France March 6, 2016 at 7:10 PM Barbara, thanks so much for the congrats !

Jan Allison March 6, 2016 at 5:49 PM Many congrats on your win - I was VERY surprised when I saw you had written this little gem lol:-) hugs jan xx Constance La France March 6, 2016 at 7:15 PM Jan, thanks so much for the great contest, and for my wonderful placement, yeah I know, a little out of character for me !

Suzanne Delaney February 20, 2016 at 7:56 PM Another occupational hazard lol...flashing the goods for free LOL too funny. A big winner, SuZ Constance La France February 21, 2016 at 12:49 PM SuZ, thanks for much for visiting and finding the humour, appreciate !

James Inman February 19, 2016 at 3:47 PM I'll probably never write a limerick, BW, but yours paints a humorous picture. Constance La France February 19, 2016 at 5:34 PM James, thanks for visiting and finding the humour, this actually happened....

White Sage February 19, 2016 at 5:10 AM wow, that's an amusing piece there BW...nice write Constance La France February 19, 2016 at 9:21 AM Sage, thanks for visiting and for finding the humour, gosh the girl in my image has beautiful legs . . .

Dr. Upma A. Sharma February 19, 2016 at 1:38 AM Pure humor broken.. best wishes! Constance La France February 19, 2016 at 2:34 AM Upma, thanks for visiting my limerick, but I did see this happen and it was funny at the time ~

Barbara Gorelick February 18, 2016 at 7:14 PM Good one! I laughing. Bg Constance La France February 19, 2016 at 2:34 AM Barbara, thanks for visiting, happy you like it ~

Nathan D. February 18, 2016 at 7:02 PM that is pretty funny goodluck in contest Constance La France February 19, 2016 at 2:35 AM Nathan thanks for visiting my limerick with the funny !

Andrea Dietrich February 18, 2016 at 6:27 PM very cute, Constance. ME LIKEY Constance La France February 19, 2016 at 2:36 AM Andrea, thanks for the cute and the likey !